Logger

*sound of chainsaw*
电锯声
Logger. The beer that brought the forests down.
樵夫牌啤酒。一瓶酒醉倒一片森林
I drive an exotic imported sports car.
咱开车只开进口车
I eat exotic foreign food like frankfurters and pizza.
吃饭只吃德式香肠和披萨这样的正宗外国货
But when it comes to numbing my mind, I'm a patriot.
但是要想一醉方休的话，我选择国货
I drink the beer that brought the forests down!
我只喝连森林都为之倾倒的啤酒！
I'm a Logger man!
我只喝樵夫牌！
And, with the new 80-bottle trunk pack,
来上这一箱80瓶装的
you've got enough for the evening!
让你一起哈皮到天明！
Last night, I crapped in my bed,
昨晚我在床上开了个大
and pissed in the closet!
又在壁橱里解了个小
Hey, it's happy hour somewhere!
你瞧，这画面太美我都不敢看啊！
Logger. Brings out the patriot in you.
樵夫牌啤酒。喝喝更爱国