Skit #4 (Kanye WestLate Registration)

(All whispering)
(戚戚低语）
Broke, broke, broke phi broke (we ain't got it)
穷困潦倒，敝衣枵腹帮（我们一贫如洗）
Broke, broke, broke phi broke (we ain't got it)
穷困潦倒，敝衣枵腹帮（我们一贫如洗）
(Louder)
（音量加强）
Broke, broke broke phi broke (we ain't got it)
穷困潦倒，敝衣枵腹帮（我们一贫如洗）
Broke, broke, broke phi-
穷困潦倒，敝衣枵腹帮派
(Leader)
（领头的说：）
I've called this private meeting today because there is an imposter among us
我今天召集这次私人会议就是因为我们之中出现了一个伪装者！
There is an imposter among us
有个伪装者混迹我们人之中
This brother right here has been out making beats on the side, yes he has
这位胸弟（侃爷的胸很大 故调侃）在一旁做着伴奏，是的他在
Pretending he's broke walking amongst us
和我们混迹一道时候假装自己很穷！
This brother has been eating every day, can you believe that? Eating every day
这位胸弟每天都有吃的，你能相信么？每天都有吃的
Pretending he's with us, he's not one of us
假装他是自己人，他根本就不是自己人
I did not want to believe this, but I walked into the brother Kanye's closet and I found new shoes
我不能相信，所以我打开了我们胸弟侃爷的衣橱然后我看到了新鞋子
I found new shoes!
我看到了新鞋子！
Kanye, would you like to step forward and explain these new shoes?!
侃爷，你愿不愿意向前一步然后解释一下这些新鞋子是怎么回事？！
(Kanye (stammering))
侃爷（小声嘚嘚着）
I was-you crazy, I wasn't, I didn't, um, I was just um, I was-
我是--你们疯了，我还没疯，嗯，我只是，我-
(Leader)
（领头的说：）
No, you speak up, brother!
不，说出来，大胸弟！
(Kanye)
（侃爷）
I was gon' stick-I'm tryin to stick to my roots and-
我只是想扎根于自己的土壤然后-
(Leader)
（领头的说：）
What?
什么？
(Kanye)
侃爷
I wanna stick to my roots, and-
我只是想扎根于自己的土壤然后-
(Leader)
（领头的说：）
What?! You march your new shoes out of here, Kanye. Don't you ever come back in 'em. Don't you ever come back smellin' all good, taking showers and shit like that, alright? We don't appreciate that down here at Broke Phi Broke
什么？！你穿着你的新鞋子离开这里，侃爷。千万别穿着它们回来，千万别洗得香香的回来之类的，懂么？我们敝衣枵腹帮不感激这样的行为
What's next?
下一位？