Rapper's Delight

Ha Ha
Turn me up a little bit
Haha
Whatcha know about it
Whatcha know about it
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I said a hip hop the hippie
The hippie to the hip hip a hop and ya dont stop
Rock on baby bubba to the boogety bang bang
The boogie to the boogety beat
Now whatchu hear is not a test Im a rappin to the beat
Its just me the groove and my squad
We gonna try to move your feet
See I am the Doctor Spock and Id like to say hello
To the black to the white the red and the brown
The purple and yellow
Well first, I gotta
Bang bang the boogie to the boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie
Lets rock (rock)
You dont stop
Rock the rhythm thatll make your body rock
Now, so far you heard my voice
But I brought 2 friends along
And next on the mic is my man E
Come on E sing that song
Well Im imp the dip
The ladies pimp
The womens fight for my delight
Cuz im the grandmaster with the 3 MCs
That shocked ya house for the young ladies
And when ya come inside into the front
And you do the freak spank and you do the bump
But when a sucka MCs tryin to prove a point
They trust this trio and with this serious joint
And from sun to sun and from day to day
I sit back and write a brand new rhyme
Because they say that lyricals never cease
I created a devastated masterpiece
Im gonna rock the mic til you cant resist
Everybody!! I said it goes like this
See I was comin home late one dark afternoon
Reporter stopped me for an interview
She said she heard stories and she heard fables
That I Mrs. On the mic
And the turntables
This young reporter I did adore
Start rockin through this rhyme like I never did before
She said "hey fly guy" Im in love with you
Said that casanova legs you musta been through
I said by the way baby whats your name?
She said I go by the name of Lois Lane
And you could be my boyfriend you truly can
Just let me cut my boyfriend called Superman
I said hes a fairy I do suppose
Flyin through the air in pantyhose
He may be very ***y or even cute
But he look like a sucka in a blue & red suit
I said I need a man who got finesse
And his whole name across his chest
He may be able to fly all through the night
But he cant rock a party through the early light
He cant satisfy you with his little worm
But I can bust you out with my Supersperm
I go do it
I go do it
I go do it - do it - do it
And Im here
And Im there
And Im big bad E and Im everywhere
So just throw your hands up in the air
And party hard like you just dont care
And just do it and dont stop yall
Tick a tock yall and ya dont stop
It goes hotel, motel, whatcha gonna do today
Im gonna get the fly girl gonna get some spankin
Drive off with a Def OJ
Everybody go hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
I say, if your girl start actin up
Then you take her friend
I say, skip, dive, what can I say
I cant fit them all inside my OJ
So I just take half, and bust em out
Leave the rest to Master Gee so he can shock the house
Well Im the M - A - S - the T - E - R a G with the double E
I said I go by the unforgettable name
Of the man they call the Keith Murray, well
My name is known all over the world
By all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls
Im goin down in history
As the badest rapper there ever could be