the Humpty dance

All right stop whatcha doin' cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny but yo I'm making money see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the underground
I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty pronounced with a umpty

Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee
And all the rappers in the top ten please allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme I like my beats funky
I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack

But sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish
Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny
It never stopped me from getting busy
I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a burger king bathroom
I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
I'm still getting in the girls' pants
And I even got my own dance

The Humpty dance is your chance to do the hump

Do the Humpty hump come on and do the Humpty hump

Do the Humpty hump just watch me do the Humpty hump

Do ya know what I'm doing doing the Humpty hump

Do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump

People say yo Humpty you're really funny lookin '

That's all right cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me
But ya can't get near me
I give 'em more see and on the floor B
All the girls they adore me
Oh yes ladies I'm really being sincere
Cause in a 69 my Humpty nose will tickle ya rear
My nose is big uh uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle I'm still getting paid
I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge
Both how I'm living and my nose is large
I get stupid I shoot an arrow like cupid
I use a word that don't mean nothing like looptid
I sang on Doowutchalike and if ya missed it
I'm the one who said just grab I'm in the biscuits

Also told ya that I like to bite
Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
And now I'm gonna do my dance
The Humpty dance is your chance to do the hump

Do the Humpty hump

Do the Humpty hump

Do the Humpty hump

Do the Humpty hump

Do ya know what I'm doing doing the Humpty hump

Do the Humpty hump watch me do the Humpty hump

Oh yeah that's the break y'all

Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here

Oh yeah

Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance

It's real easy to do check it out

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken

Shaking and twitching kinda like I was smoking

Crazy wack funky

People say ya look like MC hammer on crack Humpty
That's all right cause my body's in motion

It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone canplay this game

This is my dance y'all Humpty hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humping funking jumping

Jig around shaking ya rump
And when a doo doo chump punk points a finger like a stump
Tell him step off I'm doing the hump
The Humpty dance is your chance to do the hump

Do the Humpty hump come on and do the Humpty hump

Do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump

Do ya know what I'm doing doing the Humpty hump

Do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump

Black people do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump

White people do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump

Puerto Ricans do the Humpty hump just keep on doing the hump

Samoans do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump

Let's get stoopid

Do the Humpty hump

Do the Humpty hump

Do the Humpty hump
Do the Humpty hump
Do the Humpty hump
Do the Humpty hump
Do ya know what I 'm doing doing the Humpty hump
Oh yeah come on and break it down
Once again the underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
Keep on doing the Humpty dance
And to the ladies
Peace and Humptiness forever