Horny '98

You got me horny in the morning and you know uh oh
I tried to call you but I cant find the telephone
I sent a message through the internet but it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it but uh oh oh
The postage takes so long, so I got to sing this song to let you know how I feel, whats the deal baby?
And I cant wait for you and the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so Im singing this song for you
Im horny, horny, horny, horny (Sid: Yeah)
So horny
Im horny, horny, horny
Im horny, horny , horny, horny (Sid: Oh Feel it man)
So horny
Im horny, horny, horny tonight
I search from town to town but I cant find my bedroom
Now I got so desperate that I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City, someone said they saw you singing the blues
But it was a man from nowhere land that looked like you
Now well keep searching on, this feelings much too strong
My heart is ringing and Im singing this song for you
Im horny, horny, horny, horny
(Sid: You see that Matt? Theyre singing horny horny horny, but it's actually a metaphor see)
So horny, horny, horny, horny (For being horny, it's genius.)
Im horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, Im horny, horny, horny tonight (Sid: Have you ever been horny, matt?)
Im horny, horny, horny tonight (Sid: Matt? Matt are you still listen, Matt, are ya still listening?)
Im horny, horny, horny tonight (Sid: Arrgh, Son of a *****!)
All night long, Imhorny all night long (Matt, goddamn it! Pick up the phone!) (Matt: Im still here.)
Im horny all night long (Sid: Hi Matt.)
Im horny all night long (Sid: See, check this part out right here man.)
Im horny all night long
Im horny all night long
Im horny all night long
Im horny all night long
The post it takes so long, so Ive got to sing this song to let you know how I feel, whats the deal baby?
And I cant wait for you, and the things you make me do
Matt: This isn't, we, we said no to this song, like, a month ago, it sucks!
My heart is ringing so Im singing this song for you
Sid: Listen Matt, you know I agree with you, you know I always agree with you, right?
Im horny, horny, horny, horny Sid: Matt, you are wrong here!
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny Sid: Matt, you dont understand, it's European! Matt: I dont care about that!
Im horny, horny, horny, horny
Sid: What if it's the last song on the album? Matt: No. Sid: Ok, what if it's the first song on the album? Matt: No.
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight Sid: What if we get Deff Leppard to do it? Matt: No!
Matt: All we ever wanted to do is have South Park Album.
Sid: I agree.
Matt: And now we're gonna slap some bull**** on to it, it's bull****.
Sid: I agree ! I mean, that's, that's why, uh.
Matt: No, this song is NOT going on the South Park Record! It's NOT going on the album!
Sid: Matt, ok, listen, you know what , ok Matt, this is you and me talking here, Matt. Y-you said no, you listened to it, you said no so Im not gonna put it on the album. You know why Matt?
Because Im your guy