Baby Got Back

[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big.
She looks like,
one of those rap guys girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total **********, kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I cant believe its just so round, its like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
Shes just so ... black!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers cant deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans shes wearing
Im hooked and I cant stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
Cause you aint that average groupie
Ive seen them dancin
To hell with romancin
Shes sweat, wet,
Got it goin like a turbo Vette
Im tired of magazines
Sayin flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah !) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like em round, and big
And when Im throwin a gig
I just cant help myself, Im actin like an animal
Now heres my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I aint talkin bout Playboy
Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lots in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So Im lookin at rock videos
Knock- kneeded bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
Ill keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I wont cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin on
A lot of simps wont like this song
Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And Id rather stay and play
Cause Im long, and Im strong
And Im down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {'{'}Yeah !} Ladies! {'{'}Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {'{'}Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!
Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo aint got nothin
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if shes 53'.
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda aint got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda dont want none
Unless youve got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please dont lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that 'hard' role
And tell you that the butt aint gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says youre fat
Well I aint down with that!
Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin
And Im thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You aint it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I cant resist her
Red beans and rice didnt miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit em
And I pull up quick to get wit em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back !
(Little in the middle but she got much back)