My Band

My Band -D12
I don't know dude I think everyone's all jealous and sh*t
Coz I'm like the lead singer of the band dude
And I think everybody's got a f**kin' problem with me dude
And they need to take it up with me after the show
Because
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
So I get offstage right drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
Sup ladies my names Slim Shady I'm the lead singer of D-12baby
And they're all like Oh my God it's him Becky oh my f**king God it's Eminem I swear to f**king God that you f**king rock please Marshall please let me suck your cock
Now by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin'all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be
This rockstar sh*t is the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me b cuz b
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
My band my band my band my band my band my band my band my band my baaaaaaaaand my band baby
（alright it's mine dude give it's mine aah ow dude ）
You just wanna see a ni**a backwards don 't you
Ain't that how come we don't rap off pro tunes
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in a van and he in a tour bus
You don' t want my autograph youse a liar
And nah I'm Swift
（Oh I thought you were Kuniva）
What the hell is wrong with our dressing room
Cause our sh*t is lookin' smaller then like a decimal
See I know how to rap it's simple but
All I did is read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm all intact trying to get on the map
Doing jumping- jacks while getting whipped on my back
Look at him little punk-a**thinking he the sh*t
*Yea I know man by himself taking all the flips
Hey I thought we had an interview with D J Clue
Eminem No I had an interview not you two
You gonna be late for sound-check
*Man I ain't going to sound-check
*And our mikes is screwed up
*And his always sound best
*You know where I'm at I'ma say somethin'
*Hey yo Em
Eminem You got something to say
*Man nothing
*I thought you was about to tell him off man what's up
*Well imma tell him when I feel like it you man shut up
*And you ain't even back me up we supposed to be crew
Man I was about to talk right after you
*Aw man whatever
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
*I swear I swear man
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'mthe lead singer of my band
They say the lead singers rock but the group is not
Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks
I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts （Hey yo what's-）
Ready to snap on a dumb-a**fan
Every time I hear Hey dude I love your band
We ain't a band b**ch we don't play instruments
So why he getting 90and we only get 10percent
And these guys acting funny every area code
Proof carry my bag b**ch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage security in the way
Who the f**k are you Where's Obe and Dre
Godammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video -I was in the back
Superman video -I was in the back
For the media I got some suggestions
F**k Marshall ask us some questions
Like who is D-12how we get started
（But what about Eminem ）
B**ch are you retarded
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big a**stomach b**ches think I'm cute
Fifty told me to do sit-ups to get buff
Did 2and a half and couldn't get up
F**k D-12I'm outta this band
I'm bout to start a group with the real Roxanne
Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me
And it just tears my a**apart to know that you don't know my name
（Yes F**k yes）
These chicks don't even know the name of my band （Haha）
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands （F**k Marshall）
Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man（Yea）
All because I'm the new singe （Hahahah）
My band my band our band your band our band Roxanne Shauntan Leslie
I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants
I'm the lead singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
My salsa