Ass Like That

The way you shake it, I cant believe it
I aint never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

I dont believe it, its almost too good to be true
I aint never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves shes like a belly dancer
Shes shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I
Think someones at the door
But I dont think Im gonna answer
Police saying 'freeze '
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, Im a human being, I have needs
Im not done, not till Im finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
Im already on my knees
I cant get on the ground any further, its impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd , I kidd
If I offend Im sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it

The way you shake it, I cant believe it
I aint never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin
Nick I aint never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate andAshley used to be so wholesome
Now theyre getting older, theyre starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying 'freeze'
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look, I put away my zip-reciept
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didnt mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And dont treat me like Im pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyers with Michael, hes too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and youll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

The way you shake it, I cant believe it
I aint never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I aint never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year Ill say ass and shell make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out your poles, so
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying 'freeze'
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I dont even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I dont think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

The way you shake it, I cant believe it
I aint never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I aint never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)
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