Do not play Overwatch

cuz I'm gonna help you out right now
我現在就來救贖你
I'm gonna change your life for the better
我來讓你的生活變得更美好
and make sure that you don't ******* up as bad as I did
來確保你不會跟我一樣毀掉自己的生活
do not play Overwatch
別碰守望先鋒！
do not not play Overwatch
千萬別碰守望先鋒！
do not play Overwatch
別碰守望先鋒！
do not not play Overwatch
千萬別碰守望先鋒！
the game will consume your soul
這遊戲會耗盡你的靈魂
and drag you to the depth of hell
把你拉入地獄的深淵裡
I'm not * ****** joking around bro
大哥我真的沒開玩笑
I woke up at nine pm dawg
我TM晚上九點才起床
this game is not a **** *** joke bro
這遊戲真不是一個簡單的玩笑啊兄弟
I stayed up till five pm dawg
我從昨晚通宵到下午五點
this is a **** *** problem dawg
這TM就是個問題了親
what the ******* did Blizzard do to make it so addictive
暴雪究竟在這遊戲裡面下了什麼毒藥？
I never play no Diablo
我從來沒玩過暗黑破壞神
I never play no World of Warcraft
我也從來沒玩過魔獸世界
I never ***** ** with no Hearthstone
我從來沒搓過狗爐石
who give a ******* about the Heroes of the Storm
誰TM會去鳥風暴英雄？
and you god damn ******* sweet ass that ya boy never put his ******* anywhere near no Starcraft
我祖宗十八代姑姑爺爺奶奶都TM沒鳥過星際爭霸
but Overwatch
但是這守望屁股
Overwatch
守望屁股
what the ******* in Overwatch
這屁股怎麼就這麼毒呢？
do not play Overwatch
別碰守望先鋒！
do not not play Overwatch
千萬別碰守望先鋒！
do not play Overwatch
別碰守望先鋒！
do not not play Overwatch
千萬別碰守望先鋒！
do not play Overwatch
別碰守望先鋒！
do not not play Overwatch
千萬別碰守望先鋒！
do not play Overwatch
別碰守望先鋒！
do not not play Overwatch
千萬別碰守望先鋒！