If That Isn't Love

Ooh yeah
Oh
Im your shelter from the storm
Youll know Ill always have your back
Ill even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack
I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is on
And when youre telling me about your feelings I try not to yawn
And when were at parties I dont talk about your spastic bladder
When youre cleaning the gutters on the roof I hold the ladder
And if that isnt love
If that isnt love
If that isnt love
I dont know what love is
Nanananananana nanananano I guess I dont know
Nanananananana
Ahhhh listen now
Theres a microscopic bit of milk left in the refrigerator
I couldve finished it off but I quit in case you want a tiny little sip for later
And if you cut the cheese then maybe Ill wink and say the dogs to blame
And Ill make sure to call you baby everytime I forget your name
Ill even tell you girl when you start looking fat
Cuz all your so-called friends will probably neglect to mention that
And if that isnt love
If that isnt love
If that isnt love
I dont know what love is
Nanananananana nananana well then I dont know
Nananannananna
Oh no
Even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia!
Well I still adore you
Ill kiss you even if you have omelettes for breakfast
And I cant stand omelettes
After I take a bath,
If its still warm Ill leave the water in there for you
Ill give you my word
Youre so beautiful you make a glorious sunset look like a big fat turd
Everytime I see you trying to lift some really heavy thing
You can always count on me to help by saying something encouraging
If you get drunk and pass out Ill never Sharpie up your face
And I dont wipe my nose on your couch even though thats a super convenient place
I totally support every idiotic thing you do
And I almost never pretend youre someone else when Im making out with you
And if that isnt love
If that isnt love
If that isnt love
I dont know what love is
Nanananananana no I dont know what love is
Nanananananana well I dont know what love is
I dont know what love is