Warning Shots

Only reason I dissed you in the first place
is cause you denied seein me
Now Im pissed off
Sit back homie relax, in fact grab a six-pack
Kick back while I kick facts, yeah Dre, sick track
Perfect way to get back, wanna hear somethin wick-wack?
I got the same exact tat thats on Nicks back
Im (Obsesseed) now, oh gee
Is that supposed to be me, in the video with the goatee?
Wow Mariah, didnt expect you to go balls out
Bitch shut the fuck up, fore I put all them phone calls out
you made to my house when you was (Wildn Out) before Nick
When you was on my dick and give you somethin to smile about
How many times you fly to my house, still tryin to count
Better shut your lyin mouth if you dont want Nick findin out
You probably think cause its been so long
if I had somethin on you I woulda did it by now
Oh on the contrary Mary Poppins Im mixin our studio session down
and sendin it to masterin to make it loud
Enough dirt on you to murder you
This is what the fuck I do, Mariah it ever occur to you
that I still have pictures? However you prefer to do
and that goes for Nick too, faggot you think Im scurred of you?
Youre gonna ruin my career you better get one
Like Ima sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cunt
that made me put up with her psycho ass over six months
And only spread her legs to let me hit once
Yeah, what you gonna say Im lucky? Tell the public
that I was so ugly that you fuckin had to be drunk to fuckme?
Second base, what the fuck you tell Nick pumpkin?
The second week we were dry humpin, thats gotta count for somethin
Listen girly, surely you dont want me to talk about
how I nutted early cause I ejaculated prematurely
And bust all over your belly and you almost started hurling
and said I was gross, go get a towel, your stomachs curling
Or maybe you do, but if Im embarrassin me Im embarrassin you
And dont you dare say it isnt true
As long as that songs gettin airplay Im dissin you
Im a hair away from gettin carried away and gettin sued
I was gonna stop at 16, that was 32
This is 34 bars, we aint even third of the way through
'Damn Slim, Mariah play you,' Mariah who?
Oh, did I say whore Nick? I meant a liar too
Like I been goin off on you all this time
for no reason, girl you out your alcoholic mind
Check your wine cellar, look at the amounts of all the wine
Like I fuckin sit around and think about you all the time
I just think this shit is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme
But fuck it now Im bout to draw the line
And for you to cross it thats a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb
I can describe areas of your house you wouldnt find
on an episode of 'Cribs,' a blow below the ribs
If I hear another word so dont go openin your jibs
Cause every time you do its like an overload of fibs
I aint sayin this shit again hoe, you know what it is
Its a warnin shot, fore I blow upyour whole spot
Call my bluff and, Ill release every fuckin thing I got
Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top
when me and Luis were tryin to stick two CDs in the same slot
'Slim Shady... '
'Slim Shady...'
{'I love you'} I love you too
Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear boo
Now what you say? {'Its nothin'} Yeah so what Ill do
is refresh your memory when you said {'I want you'}
Now should I, keep goin or should we call truce?
{'You think youre cute, right?'} You bet your sweet ass I do
{'Im Mary Poppins, B'} And Im Superman, ooh
{ 'Mary P - Slim Shady'} Comin at you
So if youll still be my {'Baby girl'}
Then Ill still be your {'Superhero'}
{ 'Wilma M.'} Yeah, Im right here
{'You like this!'} Nope, not anymore dear
It cuts like a {'knife'} when I tell you get a {'life'}
But Im movin on with mine, Nick, is that your {'wife'}
Well tell her to shut her mouth then Ill leave her alone
If she dont {'stick to the script'} then Ima just keep goin
Damn
'I see Mary Ann, Mary Anns sayin cut the tape
Cut the tape, knife!'