say man

Say man, whats that boy?
I want to tell you bout your girlfriend
What about my girl?

Well, you dont look strong enough to take the message
Im strong enough
I might hurt your feelings

My feelings are already hurt by being here with you

Well, I was walking down the street with your girl the other day

Ah , ha
And the wind was blowin real hard

Is that right?

And the wind blew her hair into my face
Ah, ha

You know what else happened?
What happened?
The wind blew her hair into her face
Yeah?
And we went a little further, you wanna hear the rest of it?
I might as well
The wind blew her hair into the street

Okay, since you told me about my girl
Im gonna tell you about yours

I was walking down the street with your girl
Yes?
I took her home, for a drink, you know
Took her home?
Yeah, jus for a drink
Oh
But that chick looked so ugly
She had to sneak up on the glass to get a drink of water
Youve got the nerve to call somebody ugly

Why, you so ugly, the stork

That brought you in the world oughta be arrested
Thats alright, my momma didnt have to put a sheet
On my head so sleep could slip up on me

Look a here

Whats that?
Where are you from?

South America

Whats that?
South America

You dont look like no South American to me
Im still from South America

What part?

South Texas

Where are your workinboots at?

Ive got em on

There arent no boots you got on, those broguettes

Hey, look a here
Whats that?

Ive bin tryin to figure out what you is

I already figured out what you is
Whats that?
You that thing I throw peanuts at

Look a here
Whats that?

You should be ashamed of yourself

Why?

Calling people ugly

I didnt call you ugly

What you say?
I said you was ruined, thats all

You know somethin?
What?

You look like youve bin whooped with a ugly stick

Hey, I aint got nothin to do with it but I beat the fellah, right