Mr. Universe

Mr. Universe, can you help me please?
Im only seven stone two
When Im on the beach, the girls stay out of reach
They all want someone like you.
Youve got to help me, now please Mr. Universe
Dont tell me that Im just a hopeless case
Dont let me down now, please Mr. Universe
Im sick of getting sand thrown in my face.
Mr. Universe, you know its getting worse
I need your seven-day plan
Im thinner every day, before I waste away
I need a muscle-bound man.
Youve got to help me, now please Mr. Universe
Dont tell me that Im just a hopeless case
Dont let me down now, please Mr. Universe
Im sick of getting sand thrown in my face.
Youve got to help me , now please Mr. Universe
Dont tell me that Im just a hopeless case
Dont let me down now, please Mr. Universe
Im sick of getting sand thrown in my face.