Douchebag

You're a douchebag
你就是個人渣
And I can prove that
我可以證明
With the evidence she left in my bed
憑她在我床上留下的香艷痕跡
You're a douchebag
你就是個人渣
You'll never change, yeah
你人渣本性永不變，真棒！
And I still don't know what's going on in your head
我現在還是不知道你腦子裡想點啥
Moving on fast to the next, yeah
這麼快就換新的，真棒！
It's 100% not a chance that I'm wrong
我犯錯的可能性為0
Why'd it take me this long to know
為啥這麼長時間我才知道

The story all started when a boy meets girl
故事都起源於男孩和女孩的相遇
And they fell in love in a big, big world
他們在這茫茫人海中相愛
Found a place on the East side
在貧民區中尋覓處所
She really thought he would treat her right but
她真的以為他會對自己很好但
Then one night she came back home
之後有一天晚上她回到家
Started scrolling on her phone
開始刷她的手機
Saw pics on the internet, of him and a new girl in her bed
看到網上有張圖，他和一個新妞躺在她的床上

I wanted us to end up as friends
我本想著我們結束後還做朋友
But you ****ed it all up
但你弄砸了這一切

You're a douchebag
你就是個人渣
And I can prove that
我能證明
With the words you didn't say when you left, yeah
憑你出去放縱卻隻字未提，真棒！
You're a douchebag
你就是個人渣
You'll never change, yeah
人渣本性永不變，真棒！
And I still don't know what's going on in your head
我還是不知道你腦子裡都是什麼廢料
Moving on fast to the next, yeah
急著換下一個，哈
It's 100% not a chance that I'm wrong
我100%做得對
Why'd it take me this long to know
為啥我花了這麼長時間才明白
You're a douchebag (Douchebag, yeah)
你就是個人渣（人渣，yeah）
You're a douchebag (Douchebag, yeah, yeah, yeah)
你就是個人渣（人渣呵呵呵）

Thought that we were on that ride or die shit
想著攜手走過人生旅程或是一同死去，真是可笑
On that baby it's just you and I shit
我還想著就咱倆呢，真是蠢極了
I was the Courtney to your Kurt Cobain
我是Courtney你是Kurt cobain（兩人癡纏愛恨，相伴殘生）
Yeah, you numbed my brain just like novacane
哈，你像奴佛卡因（一種麻醉藥）麻痺了我
We were doing everything right, yeah
我們做的一切都是對的，呵
Who woulda thought it would change in one night, yeah
誰能想到那晚一切都變了呢，呵

I wanted us to end up as friends
我想分手後還做朋友
But you ****ed it all up
但你搞砸了一切

You' re a douchebag
你就是個人渣
And I can prove that
我可以證明
With the words you didn't say when you left
憑你出去放縱卻隻字未提
You're a douchebag
你就是個人渣，呵呵
You'll never change, yeah
人渣本性永不會變，yeah
And I still don't know what's going on in your head
我還是不知道你腦子裡都是什麼廢料
Moving on fast to the next, yeah
這麼快就換新的了，呵呵
It's 100% not a chance that I'm wrong
我100%沒做錯
Why'd it take me this long to know (Figure out)
為啥我花了這麼長時間才想通（想通）
You're a douchebag (Douchebag, yeah, yeah, yeah)
你就是個人渣（人渣，yeah）
You're a douchebag (Douchebag, yeah, yeah, yeah)
你就是個人渣（人渣呵呵呵）