Moving To Florida

Im goin to move down to Florida
And Im gonna bowl me a perfect game
Im gonna cut off my leg down in Florida
An Im gonna dance one-legged off in the rain
Well, they say this [unverified] heals blind man
And they say that itll be [unverified] a Soviet Jew
I tell that when I go down to Florida
There aint no kind of ***ual healing
That I would not should not or could not do said it right here
Well, Im movin down to Florida
And you know Im gonna have to potty train the chairman Mao
And Im gonna make the governor right my, doo doo, a letter child
And then Im gonna grind me a white castle flat out of Indias sacred cow
Well, Im goin down to Florida, child
And Im gonna build me the atomic bomb
Im gonna hold time hostage down in Florida, child
And nobody, aint nobody gonna tell me what to do, step child
By this time I guess youve figured out about Florida
Turned the muddy water into Vaseline stand
They be making tadpoles the size of mercurys in Florida
That be telling Julio Inglesias what to sing
Now whoever said that Sidney [unverified] was a blind man
Knew the same of Elvis Presley too
Cuz all the sausages that dance like Ray Boulder
[Unverified] on the hood of a car in a traffic jam
Know just exactly what to do right here
Well, I be goin to Florida
Pole cats [unverified] the Seminole sun
You know that Im in Florida
Just like Vince I want it all
Well, Im goin down to Florida, I got hurt
So I took all the children down to Florida
Then I stored the [unverified]
Well, Im never goin back to Florida
Thats why Im moving today
When I settled down in Florida
Im gonna explode the whole damn Tampa bay
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