My Name Is (Explicit Version)

Hi! My name is （what ） My name is （who ）
My name is {scratches Slim Shady
Hi! My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）
My name is {scratches Slim Shady
Ahem excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class
for one second
Eminem]
Hi kids! Do you like violence （Yeah yeah yeah!）
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids （Uh-huh!）
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did （Yeah yeah!）
Try cid and get fucked up worse that my life is （ Huh ）
My brains dead weight Im tryin to get my head straight
but I cant figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate （Ummmm ）
And Dr Dre said Slim Shady you a basehead!
Uh-uhhh! So whys your face red Man you wasted!
Well since age twelve Ive felt like Im someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lees tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
Cmere slut! （Shady wait a minute thats my girl dog!）
I dont give a fuck God sent me to piss the world off!
Chorus
Hi! My name is （what ） My name is （who ）
My name is {scratches Slim Shady
Hi! My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）
My name is {scratches Slim Shady
Hi! My name is （what ） My name is （who ）
My name is {scratches Slim Shady
Hi! My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）
My name is {scratches Slim Shady
Eminem]
My English teacherwanted to flunk me in junior high
Thanks a lot next semester Ill be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser chased him with a stapler
Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial runnin over pedestrians
in a spaceship while they screamin at me LETS JUST BE FRIENDS!
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do （Damn!）
I told her Id grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her （Oh thank you!）
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans （Aaahhhhhh!）
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
（Dude can I get your autograph ）
So I signed it Dear Dave thanks for the support ASSHOLE!
Chorus
Hi! My name is （what ） My name is （who ）
My name is {scratches Slim Shady
Hi! My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）
My name is {scratches Slim Shady
Hi! My name is （what ） My name is （who ）
My name is {scratches Slim Shady
Hi! My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）
My name is {scratches Slim Shady
Eminem]
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! （Get him!）
Dr Dre dont just stand there OPERATE!
Im not ready to leave its too scary to die （Fuck that!）
Ill have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
（Huh yup!） Am I comin or goin I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me todrive （Go ahead）
All my life I was very deprived
I aint had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide
（Whoops!） Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk （hachhh-too ）
I spit when I talk Ill fuck anything that walks （Cmere）
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM （WAH!）
YOU AINT GOT NO TITS! （WAHHH!）
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head （BANG!）
Im steamin mad （Arrrggghhh! ）
And by the way when you see my dad （Yeah ）
Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had
Hi! My name is （what ） My name is （who ）
My name is {scratches Slim Shady
Hi! My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）
My name is {scratches Slim Shady
Hi! My name is （what ） My name is （ who ）
My name is {scratches Slim Shady
Hi! My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）
My name is {scratches Slim Shady