w NY U 89.1 X-MAS freestyle 122399

(Intro)
Yo, its Scrooge... Scrooge
Scrooge is up in here...ho ho ho!!!
(Chorus)
I wish you a merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new religion
I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new year
(Verse)
Jesus aint nuttin but a corpse to me, who is he
Come over G and a pair of scrotums hangin off the tree
Choke the Messiah, chop off your member
And then Ill roast your nuts over an open fire
Your jiggolos big piccolo stickll grow
When Im swappin spit with a hoe under the missile toe
Yo, Ill get under this chicks clothes
Youll be one dead slob after your necks clogged with egg nog, choke
The night before Christmas, youre feelin the essence
Break in your crib , I got a posse of midgets stealin your presents
Right through the chimney, you think were rotten
Were takin everything you got, kid down to every stinking stocking
Robbin you in a Santa suit, strippin you like a dancers boot
Santa Clause is dead, youll die from cancer, duke
Im Dreamin of a White Christmas, I sniff this 8-ball of coke
Then knock on your door like Jehovah Witness, holdin a biscuit
Leave you a bleeding sinner
Im hunting randier, Rudolf will get eaten for dinner
He got a red nose gushing from all the bullet holes
I got a deer cookin, dont stuff yourself full of rolls
While the worlds infested with diseases
Lets be happy, kick back and celebrate the death of Jesus
The miricle on 44th street, is now on42nd street
When Mrs. Clause is suckin raw meat
To the records beat, so suck my candy cane till I need a vasectomy
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
Cause youre all dead
Theres air in the room but none of you are breathing it out
(Chorus)
Merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new religion
I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new year
I said violent night, unholy night
(Outro)
On the first day of Christmas, I do my savory
Your cartilage is teared, G
Im Scrooge, you all die !!!
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HOEESSS!!!