odds

This has got to be a joke
這不得不是個笑話
The universe ****** hates my guts
我宇宙無敵討厭我的慫
reminding me “U” and “I ” dont spell us
我只能想起“我”和“你”，而想不起“我們”
We share different postal codes
我們互相寫信
maybe that's why I never got the memo
也許這就是為什麼我從來不用備忘錄
She's the real deal and I was just a pretty demo
你和她是貨真價實的交往，而我只是一個徒有其表的預演
And yet my world remains the whole of you to this day
但是我的世界只有你
Doesn't matter what my location says
我在哪裡這不重要
I'm always tryna get to you
它不妨礙我常常想要靠近你
but **** just happens all the time
但是總會發生一些意外
HOOK
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When I'm there you're not
當我在時，你卻不在
you're here, I'm caught up with my job
當你在時，我卻在忙工作
and your clingy ex comes back a lot
然後你黏人的前任常來找你
then she leaves and you shoot your shot but there's someone new I've got
她最終離你而去時，你後悔得要死。但這時我心裡已經有了新人。
and the cycle never stops no, no
這個循環從未停止，從未
but there's nobody else I want oh, oh
但是我現在已經不需要其他任何人了
don't care how long it takes, my heart is yours to break
無論過了多久，我的心還是屬於你，任你玩弄
I'm never giving up against all odds
我從不放棄尋找一切機會
You're the mind-game mastermind
你是這場心理戰策劃者
but what I'd give to make that mind mine to lose
但是我要付出的努力讓我失去了我的心
oh, yeah
...
coz I know you've got somebody
因為我知道你找別人了
my friends say I could have anybody now that I'm somebody
我的朋友說我可以隨意去尋找另一半了，因為現在我已經是個大人物，
but I don't care if I'm nobody to you
但是我從不看重這些，我只在乎我對你是否重要
I know it's pathetic but I couldn't care less
我知道這很可悲，但是我根本不在乎
I'd wait until the stars uncross and say yes
我要等到行星相撞，然後再說“對
I'll always tryto get you
我依然想要得到你”
Oooh!
...
HOOK
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When I'm there you're not
當我在時，你卻不在
you're here, I'm caught up with my job
當你在時，我卻在忙工作
and your clingy ex comes back a lot
你黏人的前任常來找你
then she leaves and you shoot your shot but there's someone new I've got
她最終離你而去時，你後悔得要死。但這時我心裡已經有了新人。
and the cycle never stops no, no
這個循環從未停止，從未
but there's nobody else I want oh, oh
但是我已經不需要其他任何人了
don't care how long it takes, my heart is yours to break
無論過了多久，我的心還是屬於你，任你玩弄
I'm never giving up against all odds
我從不放棄尋找一切機會
Never in my damn favor
即使我常處於不利
I don't want you for later
下一秒我不再想要你
never was much of a waiter
我從來都不是一個好的服務員
But I'd wait for you to drink you in
但我會等你喝完
Guess it serves me right for even singing/thinking
我想我是罪有應得，連唱歌思考的時間都沒有
When I'm there you should...
當我在這裡是，你應該...
I don't know, like, call up your boss
我不知道，或許，給你的老闆打個電話
Probably take the day off
或許請個假
Maybe we could change the odds
可能我們就能有所改變
HOOK
...
When I'm there you're not
當我在時，你卻不在
you' re here, I'm caught up with my job
當你在時，我卻在忙工作
and your clingy ex comes back a lot
你黏人的前任常來找你
then she leaves and you shoot your shot but there's someone new I've got
她最終離你而去時，你後悔得要死。但這時我心裡已經有了新人。
and the cycle never stops no, no
這個循環從未停止，從未
but there's nobody else I want oh, oh
但是我已經不需要其他任何人了
don 't care how long it takes, my heart is yours to break
無論過了多久，我的心還是屬於你，任你玩弄
I'm never giving up against all odds
我從不放棄