BOOTY CALL (skit)

Yo, whats up
（The Kid LAROI）在幹嘛
Like this is literally how our conversations go,
（前女友）說白了我們的談話就是這樣進行的
Tell me this doesnt sound weird
告訴我這聽起來並不奇怪
If you were a girl then you would think this shit was weird
如果你是一女生你也會覺得這很奇怪
Youre gonna text me 'Goodmorning,' we dont talk all day, right
你每天早上都給我發“早安” 但接下來一整天又不聊天
Youll text me around, hmm, probably eleven or twelve,
然後你晚上十一二點再給我回消息
When you feel like responding
當你每次想要回我時
Wanting you to come over, you come over,
基本都是想讓我來你家
Like, like, that shits so weird and then again,
這種奇怪的事日復一日每天都要重複一遍
I dont text you through the whole day
我一整天又不給你發消息
But then Ill text you at night, and then youll come over, like what
等大半夜的再給你發消息然後我再過來就差不多這樣
Like literally a booty call, that is the definition of a booty call
就是說這電話就是為了和我交歡才給我打的電話這就是“booty call”的定義
And a ho and I am not a ho
但只有女錶子會這樣做而我不是
So, Im not down with that, like thats bullshit
所以說我以後不會這麼乾了你就自己看著辦吧
Like I have shit happening, I do things too like,
就我也有自己的事要辦
I still find the time for you though
不過我平時還是會給我倆的二人世界找點時間的
And if you dont wanna find the time for me,
如果你不想和我過
That is totally okay,
完全沒問題
Just like dont lead me on or whatever, like thats just ****ed up
只要別把我老是晾在一邊那你可就全搞砸了
Like, I dont deserve that, Im sorry, but like what
老娘可不配這樣的待遇你最好把你態度放端正