You’re Perfect

Melodie,girl,look what you did Melodie
姑娘好本事真不小
Youre on the teaching staff and youre great with kids
既為人師表又童心不老
Youre caring and youre sensitive
善良又細緻心思還纖巧
But you just dont turn me on like Shelly
但要論激情Shelly才是寶
Shelly,girl,youre irresistible Shelly
姑娘好戒都戒不了
Youre talented and you rock my world
你才華四溢我為之傾倒
Youre just like me except you are a girl
簡直我翻版就是不帶把兒
But youve got no self-esteem like Gwen does
但和Gwen比自尊先找找
Gwen,Gwen,youre in my head Gwen
女王好深鐫我大腦
I remember every word you said
所言皆在耳一句都不好
And the time you chained me to my bed
如果哪一天你們要實戰
I just cant choose between
面臨三選一真是要完蛋
I dont know how Ill carry on
未來路漫漫我該怎麼辦
Youre all perfect except for one thing wrong
每個都完美唯獨一期盼
If I could only roll you in to one
若能三合一此生便無憾
I guess Ill have to **** you all
想來又想去全都乾一干
I love you each despite your flaws
你們我都愛不管好或壞
Ill be the man you each adore
我只能負責讓你們崇拜
Its the only way it can work for sure
要說這辦法確實還不賴
Theres enough of me to spread round and round and round
我足夠屌你們愛不停