Golf Girl

Standing on a golf course
Dressed in P.V.C.
I chanced upon a golf girl
Selling cups of tea
Asked me did I want one
Asked me with a grin
For three pence you can buy one
Full right to the brim
Well, of course I had to have one
In fact I ordered three
So I could watch the golf girl
See she fancied me
Later on the golf course
After drinking tea
It started raining golf balls
She protected me
Her name was Pat
And we sat under a tree
She kissed me
We go for walks in fine weather
All together
On the golf course
We talk in morse
Standing on a golf course
Dressed in P.V.C.
I chanced upon a golf girl
Selling cups of tea
Asked me did I want one
Asked me with a grin
For three pence you can buy one
Full right to the brim
Well, of course I had to have one
In fact I ordered three
So I could watch the golf girl
See she fancied me
Later on the golf course
After drinking tea
It started raining golf balls
She protected me
Her name was Pat
And we sat under a tree
She kissed me