tentative platform - Thompson for sheriff

Tentative platform, Thompson for sheriff, Aspen, Colorado, 1970
宣誓台，科羅拉多州阿斯彭市警長湯普森，1970年
One,
第一，
rip up all cities streets with jackhammers and saw the streets at once.
推平城市街道的各個角落，使其成為一個整體
Two,
第二
change the name Aspen to Fat City;
把阿斯彭市改名為肥胖之城
this would prevent breed heads, land rapers,
這將有助於阻止滿腦肥腸之徒
and other human jack-holes from capitalizing on the name Aspen.
以阿斯彭之名佔為己有
These swine should be ******, broken, and driven across the land.
這些豬頭就會屁滾尿流，被迫離開這座城市
Three,
第三
it would be the general philosophy of the sheriffs office
沒有毒品買賣將是
that no drug worth taking should be sold for money.
警長辦公室的準則
My first acted sheriff would be to install on the court house lawn a set of stucks
我上任的第一把火就是頒布八榮八恥
in order to punish dishonest **** dealers in a proper, public fashion.
為了公平公正公開懲罰那些販毒者