Bad Wine and Lemon Cake

I have a little house
我有一所小屋
Close to town, but not to the city
近處小鎮，而非城
Far from home, but near my family
遠離故鄉，但陪伴著家人
No water views, but so close to the sea
沒有水景，卻面朝大海
I see
哈哈
This is how my little life could be
我的生活就應該這樣過
And I'm filling it with things
我會把它收拾的滿滿噹噹
Like furniture that I find on the street
從大街上順回的家具
And all the special things I'd like to eat
和所有我愛吃的稀奇玩意兒
Pictures of people that I'd like to meet
以及我好朋友們的照片
I'll meet them when I'm orbiting the world
我會在環遊世界之時，與他們相遇
...And it's so pretty...
……多麼美好……
...And so lonely...
……又多麼孤獨……
My little love affairs
我的風流之事
Are all scheduled 'round the TV guide
都早早按照電視指南排列好
And my *** life has all been plagiarized
而我的性生活就是逢場作戲
In an attempt to meet a harsh deadline...
只是為了達到一個硬性指標
I'd like to rent-a-wife
我想租個老婆
Then rent a husband to keep her for life
再租個丈夫供著她
The three of us, we could be so happy
我們仨會過得非常開心
(Them with each other, me with company)
（他們一對，我電燈泡）
I 'll see them off on a flight around the world...
我會在離去的飛機上與他們告別…
...And it's so pretty...
……多麼美好… …
...And so lonely...
……又多麼孤獨……
I could just die, I might just die
我可能就這樣死去，就這樣死去
I could just die, I might just die
我可能就這樣死去，就這樣死去
...And at my funeral
……而在我的葬禮上
They will say 'Tom , he was such a nice guy'
他們會說：“Tom，他真是個好人呢！ ”
‘He went too early, but he went in style’
“他走的太早，但他走得帶感！ ”
They'll play my music and then they will cry
放起我的音樂，他們就會哭泣
Then they'll have a little wake
然後他們會為我守個小夜
They'll drink bad wine and they'll eat lemon cake
他們會喝劣質的紅酒，吃檸檬味的蛋糕
And my mother's little heart will break
我媽會就此心碎……
And she'll say
然後她會說：
'Wait! There must be must some mistake
“等等！這肯定是搞錯了！”
- he can't be dead
——他不可能死
Take me instead!'
讓我來替他吧！ ”
Oh but I'm not dead
哦…但我還沒有死
They tell me I'm not dead
他們跟我說我沒死
They say that I' m not dead
他們說我還沒有死
And that I won't die for some time...
而且我一時半會兒也死不了……
I'm in my little house
我正待在我的小屋裡
Just writing little songs to past the time
只是寫寫小曲兒打發時間
Which (incidentally) is 7:49
恩順便說一句現在是7點49分
So don't you worry I'm completely fine
所以你別擔心了，我好得很呢
I'm fine
我挺好的
And don't you worry I'm completely fine
所以你別擔心了，我好得很呢
I'm fine
我挺好的
Don't you worry I'm completely fine
你別擔心了，我好得很呢
I'm fine
我挺好的
Don't you worry I'm completely fine
你別擔心了，我好得很呢
I'm fine
我挺好的
Don't you worry I'm completely fine
你別擔心了，我好得很呢
I'm fine
我挺好的
I'm just so ****ing fine
我是身經百戰了