Crack A Bottle (Dirty)

Oooh! Ladies and gentlemen, the moment youve all been waiting for
In this corner, weighing 175 pounds, with a record of 17 rapes, 400
assaults, and 4 murders
The undisputed, most diabolical villain in the world, Slim Shady!
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Dont act like a snobby model
You just hit the lotto
Uh oh uh oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves
Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I noticed theres so many of them and theres really not that many of us
And ladies love us and my posses kicking up dust
Its on till the break of dawn and were starting this party from dusk
Ladies and gentlemen, Dr Dre
They see that low rider go by there, like Oh my!
You aint got to tell me why youre sick cuz I know why
I dip through in that six trey like sick em Dre
Im an itch that they cant scratch, theyre sick of me
But hey, what else can I say? I love LA
Cuz over and above all, its just another day
And this one begins where the last one ends
Pick up where we left off and get smashed again
Ill be damned, just fucked around and crashed my Benz
Driving around with a smashed front end
Lets cash that one in
Grab another one from out the stable
The Monte Carlo, El Camino or the El Derado
The hell if I know
Do I want leather seats or vinyl
Decisions, decisions garage looks like precision collision
Or maico beats quake like Waco
Just keep the bass low speakers away from your face though
Back when Andre, the giant, mister elephant tusk
Picture us, youll just be another one bit the dust
Just one of my mothers son who got thrown under the bus
Kiss my butt lick my wonder cheese from under my nuts
They disgust, me to see the game the way that it looks
Its a must, I redeem my name n haters get murked
Bitches lust man they love me when I lay in the cut
Missed the cut the lady give a raidy some paper cut
Now picture us Its ridiculous you curse at the thought
Cuz when I spit the verse the shit gets worse and worse cause your soft
If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time
Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes
Its elementary the elephants have entered the room
I venture to say with the same repetition is true
Not to mention back with a vengeance, so heres the signal
Of the bat symbol The platinum dude is back on you hoes
Its sorta like pourin Draino down a live volcano
You never know whatll happen next, it may blow
Same thing happens to the beats when Dre blows
I talk shit, but my dicks long as my payroll
I get ass like a ball player, but Im a boss player
Pimpin hoes from here to Australia
Till I get heart failure
Look at ya half of yall, all scared
Other half, hands up in the air, like Awww yeah
This is our year, this is what you call sheer talent,
But I think at this point its just obvious
Fierce, they say my musics good for all queers
Cuz I make your ear ring, get it?, piercin all ears
Call us the mafia We got the fucking mob here
Gimme the hate and Ill feed off of yas all year
Shit, Im just doing my job here
You dont want no problem, do ya?
Fuck it, Ill even crack a bottle for ya