press conference

Announcer
Ladies and gentlemen, the chess champion of the world!!!
Reporters Chorus
Why do you persist with vicious attacks
Ungracious remarks re: opponents? it smacks of
A lack of conviction, admit
You're under duress and that your
Only skill left is for money, not chess
You say you will win by six games to two
But dont you concede he's a challenger who
Is a cut above most of the crap you've beaten before
So aren't you pushing your luck by predicting the score.
If soviet life's as grim as you claim
Then how come their boys are so good at the game?
Though you swear the american dream-
The american way is clearly the best
Your image isnt saying a lot
For life in the west
And though right now you think that you're hot
You're riding the crest,
The day is bound to come when you're not
And so we suggest
Respect for just in case you forgot
We made you your best
The media always gave you a shot
So dont be a clown
We wouldn't want to drag you back down (echos)
American
Ok , what'dya wanna know
Reporters
Why did you risk the whole match breaking down?
American
I don't know what you're saying, what are you – what are you implying?
Reporter
All your outrageous demands, self-concede
American
I don't see anything outrageous in demanding what i'm worth
Reporter
They pay you all that you ask for and then you demand even more
American
Any champion is entitled to as much as he can get, any way he wants to get it.
Reporter
Does your opponent deserve such abuse?
American
All soviets deserve abuse!
Reporter
But even you must concede he can play
American
He is the best red on the circuit, sure, i'll give him that but… ..
Reporter
He hasn't lost for a long time. he could be a tough nut to crack
American
Listen, if he gets one game off me, it's because i wanna keep the press interest going and…
Reporters
It's hard to believe what we're reporting
Why so disparaging?
Not very sporting
American
Are the communists sporting, my god!?
Reporters
Tell all this to the
United nations
Are you an asset to
East-west relations?
American
What is this? what have the russians done for east-west relations? have you guys got any intelligent questions?
Reporter
What's your impression of our little town?
American
Rather cold and dull, i mean, what did you expect?
Reporter
Where would you rather have played – leningrad?
American
Leningrad was an insulting soviet suggestion.
Reporters
They only tried to be friendly – they would have played in new york!
American
Aww come on – cut the crap. you know as well as i do it was another setup.
Reporter
How come your second's a girl, lover-boy?
American
At least i'm upfront, i say what i think.
what did you say then?
Reporter
How come your second's a girl, lover-boy?
American
I dont know what youre getting at, but dont.
Reporters
Are you the way chess is going?
Are there more like you back at home?
American
Are all you guys reds? listen if i do lose….
Reporters
You protest too much,
We see your ploy-a
Big noise to hide your fears
Pure paranoia
American
Im not paranoid, they're out to get me!
Reporters
Tell all this to the
United nations
Are you an asset to
East-west relations?
Chorus
Give us a break
Whaddya want?
Its only a game for goodness sake
(only a game for goodness sake)
So give us a break
Whaddya want?
Its only a game for goodness sake
(only a game for goodness sake)
So give us a break
Whaddya want?
Its only a game for goodness sake
(only a game for goodness sake)
So give us a break
Whaddya want ? (echo)
Reporters
Well what did i say?
He's out of his tree
He's finally flipped
And between you and me
He's no hope of retaining his crown
In this frame of mind
In fact, he shouldn't have come here
He should have resigned
Much better to quit
When still number one
Than crash to defeat
Reputation undone
Although he's proved to himself
It's a communist plot
If you ask me
It's money to blame
That started the rot
It's sad that the best his country's produced ...
Molokov
The man is utterly mad.Youre playing a lunatic.
Russian
Thats the problem.
Hes a brilliant lunatic and you cant tell which way hell jump
Like his game hes impossible to analyse
You cant dissect him, predict him
Which of course means hes not a lunatic at all
Molokov
What weve just seens a pathetic display
From a man whos beginning to crack...