Em Calls Paul (skit) - intro

Eminem - Em Calls Paul (Skit)

[Aye yo Paul, Its Em
I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing
And I know that hes not thrilled about the video
What does he wanna be startin somethin?
Well Ill show him whos really bad
Paul, the way you make me feel with these calls
You should really take a look at the man in the mirror
And tell him to beat it because I wont stop till I get enough
Do you remember the time we were watching the Billy Jean video?
Well hell always be that Michael to me
And it doesnt matter if hes black or white
Because I cant stop loving him and I hate plastic surgeons
And I hope they all fucking die!
How do you like that?
And I like him, I like him a lot
I want to touch him but I cant
Excuse me, Im taking a shit
Sorry
Anyways, call me back
I have this idea about how I want to end the show
So, hit me when you get this message fucker
Oh, and by the way
No I dont have a new gun *click* (goddamn it)]



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