The Lazy Song

Today I don't feel like doin' anything
我今天啥事都不想幹
I just want to lay in my bed
只想賴在床上
don't feel like picking up my phone
電話也懶得接
so leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱裡留話吧
cause today I swear I'm not doin anything
因為今天我發誓啥事都不做

把腳翹高高呆望電風扇
I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
開著電視手插褲子裡
Turn the tv on throw my hands in my pants
誰都沒權力管我
nobody will tell me I can't
我就在窩在沙發上穿著懶人毯
I'll be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
打開MTV看看他們怎麼教我跳街舞
click to mtv so they can teach me how to dougie
因為在我地盤我說了算
because in the castle I'm the freckin' man
我說了算

我說了算
oooh yes I said it
因為我說的算
I said it
我今天啥事都不想幹
I said it cause I can
只想賴在床上
today I don't feel like doing anything
電話也懶得接
I just want to lay in my bed
就在留言箱裡留話吧
don't feel like picking up my phone
因為今天我發誓啥事都不做
so leave a message at the tone
啥都不干
cause I swear I'm not doing anything
nothing at all
啥都不干
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
nothing at all
明天起床練成肌肉男
Wuuuuho wuho hoooo
找個小妞做個小愛

她會說“太棒了”
tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x find a real nice girl
太棒了
have some really nice ***
我可能瞎弄搞出個大學文憑
and she's gonna scream out this is great
我打賭老爸一定以我為榮
(oh this is great)
但抱歉啦老爸你慢慢等吧
yeeah I might mess around and get my college degree
我說了算
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
我說了算
but sorry pops you'll just have to wait
因為我說了算

我今天啥事都不想幹
ooooh yes I said it
只想賴在床上
I said it
電話也懶得接
I said it cause I can
就在留言箱裡留話吧
today I don't feel like doing anything
因為今天我發誓啥事都不做
I just want to lay in my bed
不想整理我的亂發
don't feel like picking up the phone
反正我也不去哪裡
so leave a message at the tone
cause I swear I'm not doing anything
我想要光著身子
no I ain't gonna comb my hair
所有事都放鬆吧
cause I ain't goin' anywhere
no no no no no noooo
我今天啥事都不想幹
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
只想賴在床上
and let everything hang loose
電話也懶得接
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaahh
就在留言箱裡留話吧

因為今天我發誓啥事都不做
oh Today I don't feel like doin' anything
啥都不干
I just want to lay in my bed
don' t feel like picking up my phone
啥都不干
so leave a message at the tone
cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
啥都不干

nothing at all
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
nothing at all
Wuuuuho wuho hoooo
nothing at all