My Band

I dont know dude
哥們儿我不知道
I think everyones all jealous and shit cuz Im like the lead singer of a band dude
我覺得他們都是垃圾，而且特別嫉妒我，因為我是樂隊的主唱
And I think everyones got a fuckin problem with me dude
我覺得他們都特麼跟我有仇
And they need to take it up with me after the show
不過在這場演出之後，他們就得開始跪舔我了
Because
因為
These chicks dont even know the name of my band
這些小妞兒根本不知道我們樂隊的名字
But theyre all on me like they wanna hold hands
但是她們都喜歡我，想跟我握手
Cuz once I blow they know that ill be the man
因為她們知道，我小宇宙一爆發就是男神
All because Im the lead singer of my band
這一切都是因為我是樂隊主唱

所以為走下舞台，扔掉話筒
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
在性感女孩中走來走去
Walk up to the hot chicks and Im all like
對她們說“過的咋樣啊小妞兒們，我是Slim Shady”
'Whats up ladies my names Slim Shady'
“寶貝兒們，我是D12的主唱喲”
Im the lead singer in D12 baby
她們都說“我的天哪！是他”
Theyre all like 'Oh my god its him'
“我了個大擦的，Becky快來看這是Eminem”
'Becky oh my fuckin god its Eminem'
“我發誓，哥們儿，你特麼的帥呆了”
'I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock'
“求你了讓我跟你約吧”
'Please wont you please let me suck your cock'
現在，那些剩下的哥們儿嫉妒了
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
特別是當我放棄節奏開始自由說唱
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
所有的小妞兒都開始尖叫
All the chicks start yellin all the hot babes
所有的性感女孩都把她們的胸罩、襯衫和內褲王台上扔
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
所以，像其他的晚上一樣，他們跟我打了一架
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
但是我們之間打架有點像一場封閉的對抗
But when we fight its kinda like sealin rivalry
因為他們要在第二天的晚上跟我一起演出
Cuz theyre back on stage the next night with me
哥們儿，我覺得你在搶我風頭
Dude I just think youre tryna steal the light from me
昨兒Kuniva想捅我一刀
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
因為我跟她說Jessica Alba是我老婆
Cause I told him Jessica Albas my wife to be
這個搖滾明星真垃圾，因為這是我的生活
This rock star shit its the life for me
所有其他的歌手都討厭我
And all the other guys just despise me be
這些小妞兒根本不知道我們樂隊的名字

但是她們都喜歡我，想跟我握手
These chicks dont even know the name of my band
因為她們知道，我小宇宙一爆發就是男神
But theyre all on me like they wanna hold hands
這一切都是因為我是樂隊主唱
Cuz once I blow they know that ill be the man
我的樂隊
All because Im the lead singer of my band
我的樂隊

我的樂隊
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你們就想看到一個黑人在後台是吧？
My band
嘿爹地，為什麼我們不能在proto上饒舌
My band
碾壓這些主場們，來一場表演

但是我們在卡車裡，他們在巡演大巴上
You just wanna see a nigga backwards dont you
你們這些大騙子，你們根本不想要我的簽名
Hey dad how come we dont rap on proto
而且我是Swift （哦我還以為你是Kuniva）
Smash these vocals and do a performance
那個更衣室到底出了什麼問題
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
因為我的簡直比一個十進制數還要小
You dont want my autograph yous a liar
你看我知道怎麼饒舌，這很簡單
And no Im Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
但是我只是在按照一本Russell Simmons的書讀
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
所以我我更專心於走向世界
Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
不要在我背上抹淚的時候做開合跳了
See I know how to rap see its simple but
看看阿姆，這個小傻蛋還以為自己是個人物呢
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
我知道他發現自己上了flikr
So Im more intect tryna get on the map
我還以為我們訪談的是DJ Clue
Doin jumpin jacks whilin get whipped on my back
你試音會遲到的
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin he the shit
哥們儿我不去試音了
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
但是我們的麥克風都是壞的，就他的是好的
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
你知道我說的是那個人

嘿阿姆
You gonna be late for soundcheck
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Man I aint goin to soundcheck
哥們儿不要
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
我以為你要罵他，咋回事兒啊
You know what man Ima say somethin
我想的時候會告訴他讓他閉嘴的
Hey yo Em
哥們儿閉嘴，我們作為一個團隊的時候你根本不幫我
(
當我想在你後面講話的時候我會幫你的
Man no
我發誓，我發誓
I thought you bout to tell him off whats up
這些小妞兒根本不知道我們樂隊的名字
Man Ima tell him when I feel like it man shut up
但是她們都喜歡我，想跟我握手
And you aint even back me up when we sposed to be crew
因為她們知道，我小宇宙一爆發就是男神
When I was bout to talk right after you
這一切都是因為我是樂隊主唱
I swear I swear man
他們說主唱特帥，但是這個組合卻不咋地
These chicks dont even know the name of my band
一旦我們將體育場賣給遊樂園
But theyre all on me like they wanna hold hands
我將會讓這個世界知道，Proof很厲害
Cuz once I blow they know that ill be the man
在他音樂開始的時候，我應該把他的麥克風給掐了
All because Im the lead singer of my band
做好準備去幹翻一個腦殘粉

每次我聽到“嘿哥們儿我愛死你們都能樂隊了”
They say the lead singers rock but the group does not
煞筆，我們根本不是個樂隊，我們都不用樂器
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
所以為什麼他拿90%，我們只拿到10%
Im gonna let the world know that proof is hot
哪裡都能看到這群人
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
煞筆，你繼續吧
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
我走不到舞台，保安擋住了我的路
Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
你們特麼的都是誰，Obie和Dre哪去了
We aint a band bitch we dont play instruments
尼瑪我煩死這個組合了
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
到了我去solo和做一些loop了
And these guys they can find every area code
我跟你講，是我寫了這些節奏和說唱
Bitch carry your own
一直到Kon Artis跟我有了點矛盾
Cant make it to the stage security in my way
在Lose Yourself的音頻裡我站在後面
(Who the fuck are you Wheres Obie and Dre )
在Superman的音頻裡我站在後面
***dammit Im sick of this group
媒體垃圾，我得到了一些消息
Time for me to go solo and make some loop
Marshall垃圾，請回答我們的問題
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
比如“D12是啥，我們怎麼起步的”
Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack
Eminem怎麼樣了
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
你是白痴嗎
Superman video I was in the back
不管咋樣我是樂隊裡最受歡迎的
Fuck the media I got some suggestions
我有肥屁股大肚子，姑娘們覺得我特萌
Fuck Marshall ask us the questions
50 cent跟我說做一下仰臥起坐，這樣你會獲得更多粉絲
Like whos D12 how we get started
我做了兩個半，然後棄療了
(What about Eminem )
D12垃圾，我要退出樂隊
Bitch are you retarded
我要跟真正的Roxanne組個團

姑娘們，為什麼你們不明白，你們是我的唯一
Anyway Im the popularest guy in the group
我屁股都快碎了才發現你們根本不知道我的樂隊
Big ass stomache bitches think Im cute
這些小妞兒根本不知道我們樂隊的名字（哈哈）
50 told me to do situps to get buff
但是她們都喜歡我，想跟我握手（Marshall垃圾）
I did two and a half and then I couldnt get up
因為她們知道，我小宇宙一爆發就是男神
Fuck D12 Im outta this band
這一切都是因為我是樂隊主唱
Im gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
我的樂隊
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
我的樂隊
And it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band
我的樂隊
These chicks dont even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
我的樂隊
But theyre all on me like they wanna hold hands. ..(Fuck Marshall)
我的樂隊

我的樂隊
Cuz once I blow they know that ill be the man
我的樂隊
All because Im the lead singer of my band
我的樂隊
My Band
全世界最性感的男生
My Band
D12
My Band
我是樂隊主唱，我能讓她們寬衣解帶
My Band
我是樂隊主唱
My Band
我的薩爾薩能讓這些漂亮妞兒跳舞
My Band
我的薩爾薩，關註一下我的下一首單曲，它就叫“我的薩爾薩”
My Band
我的薩爾薩，薩爾薩，薩爾薩，我的薩爾薩
My Band
讓這些漂亮妞兒跳舞

讓她們寬衣解帶
The hottest boy band in the world
我的薩爾薩讓這些漂亮妞兒跳舞
D12
讓她們寬衣解帶
Im the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants
（他們人呢？ ）
And the lead singer of my band my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance

My salsa look out for my next single its called My Salsa

My salsa salsa salsa salsa my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants my salsa
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