Whats Your Name (If You Want The Part, Earn It)

Fletcher: Whats your name?
Andrew: Andrew Neiman, sir.
Fletcher: What year are you?
Andrew: Im a first year.
Fletcher: Do you know who I am?
Andrew: Yes, sir.
Fletcher: So, you know Im looking for players?
Andrew: Yes, sir.
Fletcher: Then why did you stop playing?
(continues playing)
Fletcher: Did I ask you to start playing again?
Andrew: S- Uh, sorry, I misunder-
Fletcher: I asked you why you stopped playing, and your version of an answer was to turn into a wind-up monkey...
Andrew: Sorry, I thought-
Fletcher: Show me your rudiments.
Andrew: Yes, sir.
(begins playing paradiddles)
Fletcher: Double time swing.
(begins playing)
Fletcher: No, double time! Double it.
(begins playing faster)
Fletcher: Faster... Faster!
(speeds up)
Fletcher: (starts to leave) Oops-i-daisy. I forgot my jacket.