Man's Best Friend

I can dig it
Dog catcher dog catcher
I can dig it
Dog catcher dog catcher
I can dig it
Heres another topic Im addressing
So learn a quick lesson about your Smith and Wesson
Sit your ass back and comprehend
As I let you know about mans best friend
Now remember it used to be a dog like Lassie
But now in ninety one its a gun if you asked me
Just like a Jimmy hats used for protection
I use my nine when suckers start to flexing
Cause if you run up and try to play mine
Id rather have a AK than a f** king canine
Cause if you shot your gun and my dog tried to fetch her
Me and the dogs going out on a stretcher
And I aint with that so I gotta get that
Big black gat aim and I hit that
Forget about a dog fool hell shit in the den
Nowadays a gat is mans best friend
Dog catcher dog catcher
I can dig it
Dog catcher dog catcher
I can dig it
Here is the reason why Ice Cube pack
Just in case the little punks try to jack
I cant put a motherf**king pitbull
Under a coat in the small of my back
So I gotta take my biretta and I betcha
Itll probably work a one hundred percent better
Cause itll keep me out of danger
With sixteen in the clip and one in the chamber
So this goes to all yall intruders
Beware of the owner cause the owner is a shooter
I dont just wanna give your ass rabies
Id rather have your ass pushing up daisies
And I cant do that with Benji
Rin Tin Tin or Spuds McKenzie
Forget about a dog fool hell shit in the den
Nowadays a gat is mans best friend
Just dont let me see you shoot no dogs
Hey I got shots fired here send me another unit
The profile of a typical American gun owner is this
Over thirty white male middle class
Take that motherf**kers