No Money Down

As I was motivatin
Back in town
I saw a Cadillac sign
Sayin 'No Money Down'
So I eased on my brakes
And I pulled in the drive
Gunned my motor twice
Then I walked inside
Dealer came to me
Said 'Trade in you Ford And Ill put you in a car Thatll eat up the road Just tell me what you want And then sign on that line And Ill have it brought down to you In a hours time'
Im gonna get me a car
And Ill be headed on down the road
Then I wont have to worry
About that broken - down, raggedy
Ford 'Well Mister I want a yellow convertible Four - door de Ville With a Continental spare And a wide chrome wheel I want power steering And power brakes I want a powerful motor With a jet off - take I want air condition I want automatic heat And I want a full Murphy bed In my back seat I want short - wave radio I want TV and a phone You know I gotta talk to my baby When Im ridin alone'
Yes Im gonna get that car
And Im gonna head on down the road
Yeah, then
I wont have to worry
About that broken - down, raggedy
Ford 'I want four carburetors And two straight exhausts Im burnin aviation fuel No matter what the cost I want railroad air horns And a military spot And I want a five - year guarantee On everything I got I want ten - dollar deductible I want twenty dollar notes I want thirty thousand liability'
Thats all she wrote
I got me a car
And Im headed on down the road
No money down
I dont have to worry
About that broken - down, raggedy
Ford