Fast Lane

Fast Lane
Bad Meets Evil

uh First verse, uh
Im on til Im on a island
My lifes ridin on the Autobahn on autopilot
Before I touch dirt, Ill kill you all wit kindness
I kill ya, my natural personas much worse
Youve been warned if youve been born or if you can form
Slap up a cop and then snatch im out of his uniform
Leave him wit his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on
And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn
Yallintellect mad slow, yall fags know
Claimin you bangin, you flamin
Bet you could light your own cigarette witcha asshole
Me and Shady deaded the past, so that basically resurrected my cashflow
I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke
Though I aint wrapped tight
My blood types the 80s!
My 90s was like the Navy, you was like the Bradys
You still fly kites daily!
Catch me in my Mercedes
Bumpin 'Ice, Ice Baby,' screamin Shady til I die
Like a half a pair of dice, lifes crazy
So I live it to the fullest til Im Swayze
And you only live it once, so Im thinkin bout this nice, nice lady
Wait , no, stop me now fore I get on a roll (Damn)
Let me tell you what this pretty little dames name is, cause shes kinda famous
And I hope that I dont sound too heinous when I say this
Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick (My ***** in your anus!)
You morons think that Im a genius
Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum, cleanin, try them trailer parks
Crazy, I am back, and I am razor sharp, baby
And thats back wit a capital B wit an exclamation mark, maybe
You should listen when I flip the linguistics
Cause Imonna rip this mystical slick ****
You dont wanna become another victim or statistic of this ****
Cause after I spit the bullets, Ima treat these shell casings like a soccer ball
Ima kick the ballistics! So get this ****, Ima live this
Livin life in the fast lane
Movin at the speed of life and I cant slow down
Only got a gallon in the gas tank
But Im almost at the finish line, so I cant stop now
I dont really know where Im headed, just enjoyin the ride
Just gon roll til I drop and ride til I die
Im livin life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)
Im livin life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)
My whole goal as a poets to be relaxed in orbit
At war wit a bottle, this Captain Morgan attacks my organs
My slow flow is euphoric, its like I rap endorphins
I made a pact with the Devil that says 'Ill let you take me
You let me take this shovel, dig up the corspes, Jack Kevorkian'
Go back and forth in more beef that you can pack a fork in
Im livin the life of the infinite enemy down
My tenement , too many now, to send my serenity powers
Spin em around, enterin in the vicinity
Now, was called Eminem, but he threw away the candy and ate the rapper
Chewed him up (Pt!) and spitted him out
Girl, giddy up, now get, get down
Hes lookin around this club and it looks like people are havin a **** fit now
Here, little t t trailer trash, take a look whos back in t t town
Did I s st stutter, *** *********? **** them all, hes just
A whole **********in Walmart dddown every time arrround
And he came to the club tonight wit 59″ to hold this ***** down
Like a **********in chick underwater, he tryna d dr drown
Shawty, when you dance, you got me captivated
Just by the way that you keep lickin them ****s like lips, Im agitated, aggravated
To the point you dont suck my ****, then youre gonna get decapitated
Other words, you dont ****in give me head, then Im have to take it

And then after takin that, Ima catch a case, its gon be fascinatin
Its gon say 'The whole rap game passed away ' on top of the affadavit
Graduated from master debater slash massive masturbator
To Michael Jackson activator (Woo!)
Meanin Im on fire off the top, might wanna back up the data
Runnin over hip hop in a verbal tractor trailer
Homie, this sick, you can normally ask a hater
Dont it make sense, these shell casings is just like a bag of paper
Drop in the lap of a tax evader ( Homie, they spent)
Now make that ass drop like a sack of potatoes
What, girl, Im the crack alator
Brung ya lay to this party, be my ***** ejaculator later
Tell you boyfriend that you just struck paydirt
You rollin wit a player, you wont be exaggeratin when you sayin
Livin life in the fast lane
Movin at the speed of life and I cant slow down
Only got a gallon in the gas tank
But Im almost at the finish line, so I cant stop now
I dont really know where Im headed, just enjoyin the ride
Just gon roll til I drop and ride til I die
Im livin life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)
Im livin life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)