Zeplin Song

Will you accept a collect call
From Robert Plant?
We picked him up on Vine
On a bus bench singing that song
This is not the 1st time
He was so cute
Jonny Punk Rock, so cynical
You woulda jumped him too!
Why are the burners always toast?
Why are the stoners always stoned?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The Zeplin song
I got a job minimum wage & a tabledance
He drinks my beer and plays guitar
Hes on my bed wasted every night when I come home
Play the same ol lead again & again ..
Sometimes I gotta say shut up
Sometimes I gotta say so what
I dont think that its so punk
Whats with the Zeplin song
Sometimes I gotta ride
Sometimes I gotta hide
Sometimes I press rewind
I gotta throw the trash out
Hes on a stairway to hell
Yeah that is him
Playin the zeplin song again & again & again & again & again & again
Im a guitar
Honest pop single cut away
Please dont play that song on me again
Ill explode
Ill break all my strings
Stop playing ****
Like the *** Pistols are anything
Why does he rain on my parade?
Why does the song remain the same?
I cant remember my own name
I work for minimum wage
Oh go sell it to Jimmy Page
At the crosses the deal he made
Cuz that song aint goin away
Oh God the Zeplin song
No no the Zeplin song
Here comes the Zeplin song
Oh God the Zeplin song
SHUT UP!