everything happens Tom E (complete take 2)

l make a date for golf
我約她去打高爾夫
and you can bet your life it rains
你也猜到那陰雨連連的天氣了
I try to give a party
我想開個派對
and the guy up-stairs complains
樓上的住戶卻怨聲載道
I guess Ill go thru life
我猜想我的一生
just catching colds and missing trains
都會在感冒和誤車中度過了吧
Everything happens to me
所有的一切都發生在我身上
l never missed a thing
一點點不幸我都不會錯過
lve had the measles and the mumps
我得了麻疹和腮腺炎
And every time l play an ace
每次我出A紙牌時
My partner always trumps
對家都有王牌
I guess l'm just a fool
我想我就是個跳樑的小丑
who never looks before he jumps
不逗樂時沒人看
Everything happens to me
所有的一切都發生在我身上
At first my heart thought you could break this jinx for me
最初我想著你或許能化解我的厄運
That love would turn the trick to end despair
那份愛能救我於絕望之處
But now I just cant fool this head that thinks for me
但我知道不能欺騙那個為我著想的人了
So lve mortgaged all my castles in the air
於是我賭上了所有的幻想
lve telegraphed and phoned
我發過電報，也打過電話了
I send an Airmail Special too
還寄了一封航空特快郵遞
Your answer was Goodbye
你卻回复“有緣再會”
And there was even postage due
還留下了欠資信條
I fell in love just once
我只愛過那麼一次
And then it had to be with you
就是傾心於你啊
Everything happens to me
所有的一切都發生在我身上
Da da da…
lve telegraphed and phoned
我發過電報，也打過電話了
I send an Airmail Special too
還寄了一封航空特快郵遞
Your answer was Goodbye
你卻回复“有緣再會”
And there was even postage due
還留下了欠資信條
I fell in love just once
我只愛過那麼一次
And then it had to be with you
就是傾心於你啊
Everything happensto me
所有的一切都發生在我身上