Damsel In Distress

Ooh, you got big muscles rippling
Underneath your shirt
Im so glad to meet you, baby
Tell me, what do you do for work?
Me? Im just a housewife
So sad and all alone
Desperate for a strong man
To help me fix my home
I know I must look a sight
In this, this flimsy little dress
Wont you try your very best
To save a damsel in distress?
Ive got tasty treats to tempt you
Come and sit down on my couch
Im sure it wont take long
To figure all my problems out
My home, it needs attention
Its such a big old mess
Take out your trusty tool
And save this damsel in distress
Now, you need no invitation, baby
Just walk in and shut the door
Follow the red rose petals
That Ive left scattered on the floor
Ill be upstairs waiting
With a list of honey-dos
Customized and tailor-made
For a, a handy man like you
You know Id be so grateful
If youd come relieve my stress
Wont you heed my SOS
And save a damsel in distress?
Oh yeah, oh yeah
So sweet
I got the need if youre willing to please
Trust me
I make it so good that you wont wanna leave
I got tasty treats to tempt you
Come and sit down on my couch
Im sure it wont take long
To figure all my problems out
My home, it needs attention
Its such a big old mess
Take out your trusty tool
And save this damsel in distress
Now whats a girl to do?
Im just a, a damsel in, in distress, yeah
Oh, little old me, baby
What you want for dinner, baby?
Oh, yeah