IM A woman

I can wash out 44 pairs of socks and have em hangin out on the line
I can starch & iron 2 dozens shirts fore you can count from 1 to 9
I can scoop up a great big dipper full of lard from the drippins can
Throw it in the skillet go out & do my shopping be back before it melts in the pan
Cause Im a woman! W-O-M-A-N Ill say it again
I can rub & scrub this old house til its shinin like a dime
Feed the baby grease the car & powder my face at the same time
Get all dressed up go out and swing til 4 a.m. and then
Lay down at 5 jump up at 6 and start all over again
Cause Im a woman! W-O-M-A-N Ill say it again
If you come to me sickly you know Im gonna make you well
If you come to me all hexed up you know Im gonna break the spell
If you come to me hungry you know Im gonna fill you full of grits
If its lovin youre likin Ill kiss you and give you the shiverin fits
Cause Im a woman! W-O-M-A-N Ill say it again
I can stretch! a green black dollar bill from here to kindom come!
I can play the numbers pay the bills and still end up with some!
I got a twenty-dollar gold piece says there aint nothing I cant do
I can make a dress out of a feed bag and I can make a man out of you
Cause Im a woman! W-O-M-A-N Ill say it again
Cause Im a woman! W-O-M-A-N and thats all .