my band

I dont know dude...
I think everyones all jealous and *******t cuz Im like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everyones got a **** ** problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...
These chicks dont even know the name of my band...
But theyre all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that ill be the man...
All because Im the lead singer of my band...

So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and Im all like
'Whats up ladies my names Slim Shady'
Im the lead singer in D12 baby
Theyre all like 'Oh my god its him'
'Becky oh my ****** god its Eminem'
'I swear to ****** god dude you ***** * rock'
'Please wont you please let me suck your *******'
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their *******rt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight its kinda like sealin rivalry
Cuz theyre back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think youre tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Albas my wife to be
This rock star *******t its the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me be

These chicksdont even know the name of my band...
But theyre all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that ill be the man...
All because Im the lead singer of my band...

My band
My band
My band
My band
My band
My band
My band
My band
My band

You just wanna see a ******* backwards dont you
Hey dad how come we dont rap on proto
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You dont want my autograph yous a liar
And no Im Swift I thought you was
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my *******t is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap see its simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So Im more intect tryna get on the map
Doin jumpin jacks whilin get whipped on my back
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin he the *******t
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue

You gonna be late for soundcheck
Man I aint goin to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man Ima say somethin
Hey yo Em

Man no
I thought you bout to tell him off whats up
Man Ima tell him when I feel like it man shut up
And you aint even back me up when we sposed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear I swear man
These chicks dont even know the name of my band...
But theyre all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that ill be the man...
All because Im the lead singer of my band...

They say the lead singers rock but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amu******t park
Im gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time i hear dude I love your
We aint a band *** **** we dont play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
******* carry your own
Cant make it to the stage security in my way
the ******* are you? Wheres Obie and
***dammit Im sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loop
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
******* the media I got some suggestions
******* Marshall ask us the questions
Like whos D12 how we get started
about
**** *** are you retarded?

Anyway Im the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomache ******* think Im cute
50 told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldnt get up
******* D12 Im outta this band
Im gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
and it just tares myass apart to know that you dont know my band...
band...These chicks dont even know the name of my
hands...But theyre all on me like they wanna hold

Cuz once I blow they know that ill be the man...
All because Im the lead singer of my band...
My Band
My Band
My Band
My Band
My Band
My Band
My Band
My Band

The hottest boy band in the world...
D12!
Im the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance

My salsa look out for my next single its called My Salsa...

My salsa salsa salsa salsa my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants my salsa
everybody