尿床的啟示

作詞：陳詠謙
作曲：Eric Kwok.Jerald
編曲：Swing
監製：Swing

我夢醒了睡眠裡面臨到他急召
他不渺小一有些需要嗎總會隨時地撒嬌
甜夢裡想去小個便也可假想夢遊廁所
如獲至寶去小個便結果湧出熱流一波

我尿床了睡眠裡突然要知不妙
天剛破曉這被單這墊褥濕到猶如在浸腰
甜夢裡想去小個便也可假想夢遊廁所
如獲至寶去小個便結果水漬現形被窩

Rap：
S to the W-I-N-G
What's that smell? Can't you tell?
I just wet myself!
Oh by the way, 系Swing,唔係時-Wing
It's been seven years, since we did our thing
It's always been Eric and I
We've always seen eye to eye
Do you under-時-dan, 我地扮曬friend
咁辛苦做只碟其實只係想你覺得好聽

早應該知道想只可有想的一套
這一些想法想得到卻未能做到
倒不於心裡偷偷心滿意足一下
別要動土

甜夢裡想去小個便也可假想夢遊廁所
如獲至寶去小個便結果水漬現形被窩

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