Ode To Branson

Cast:Remember the starsCast:Remember the stars
記得你昨日
You loved yesterday?
深愛的明星們
Where did they go?
他們去哪裡了？
Did they all pass away?
都去世了嗎？
Was it drugs or a car crash
是吸毒 車禍
Or face lift gone wrong?
還是整容失敗啦？
No, they're right here in Branson,
不他們就在布蘭森
And singing this song!
唱著這首歌
Charo:My name is Charo, I shake my maracas.
我叫Charo 我會搖沙球
Mr. T:Remember me, fool, I was B.A. Baracus.?
記得我嗎傻瓜？我是B.A. Baracus
Cast:We're the performers
我們是那些
You thought were dead
你以為死了的演員
Like Bonnie Franklin
比如Bonnie Franklin
And Adrian Zmed.
還有Adrian Zmed
Branson's the place
布蘭森就是
They can always be found
你能找到我們的地方
They took Nick at Nite
他們和Nick at Nite
And made it a town.
一起建立了城市
Ray Jay Johnson:You can call me 'Ray,'
你可以叫我Ray
Or you can call me 'Jay,'
還可以叫我Jay
Just don't call me 'washed up,'
但別叫我玩犢子
I do three shows a day!
我一天三場戲
Charlie Callas:Charlie Callas doesn't sleep in the ground
Charlie Callas不睡在地下
Yes, I'm still alive, and I'm making my sounds .
沒錯我還活著這就是我的聲音
Cast:So sit back, relax,
所以坐好了放鬆
And watch our revue.
看我們的滑稽戲
Yakov Smirnoff:In Soviet Union,
在蘇聯
Revue watches you!
Revue永相伴