Normal

Yo, how do I keep (I dont know whats up with these hoes)
我為什麼總是（我也不知道這些妞咋了）
Getting in relationships like this (Im just sayin)
處關係處成這樣（我就是說說）
Maybe it says something about me
難道是我的問題
Should I look in the mirror?
我是不是該照鏡子看看？
I just want you to be normal
我是想讓你平常點
Why cant you bitches be normal?
女人你平常點不行嗎？
Always gotta be so extra
總是那麼多餘
Why you always need a lecture?
為什麼總得給你講道理呢？
My ex hates to talk, shes a texter
我ex不愛說話啥事都要發短信
Even when Im in bed layin right next to her
躺在她邊上也要給我發
Wants to get back together
想要復合？
Said not till she gets her act together
等你正常點再說吧
She thinks Im bein mean
她說我太自私
And now she starts to scream and shout
開始大吼大叫
Shes about to let the demons out
釋放心中小惡魔
She dont want to see me with other females out
不想讓我和別的女人呆在一起
I tell the bitch to beat it, take the scenic route
我讓她趕緊滾蛋別耽誤時間
She retaliates by tryin to leave the house in her evening gown with her cleavage out
她穿著睡裙露著溝走了出去氣我半死
Weve been down this road too many times for me to count
這事多的我都不想數
And all I can think about is how
我只能想…
I just want you to be normal
我只是想讓你平常點
Why cant you bitches be normal?
女人你平常點不行嗎？
Always gotta be so extra
總是那麼多餘
Like a fuckin terrestrial
就像大片空地
Guess it comes with the territory
可是這空地有了領土主權
My ex girl, she just declared war
於是我ex準備和我開戰
Therefore, I better prepare for it
我得做好戰前準備
I guess bein weirds normal
可能奇怪點才是正常情況
And I dont know whats got a hold of me
我也不知道我愛她哪
Most notably Ive been zone [?]
尤其我還一直愛著Jodeci(美國樂隊)
Im totally open, hoplessly devoted
我敞開身心如同飛蛾撲火
So much so that I bet you she dont know that shes the first thing
我敢說她肯定不知道我愛她愛到
I think of when I wake up and the last thing I think of before I go to sleep
睜眼想她閉眼也想她
Sike
Hope she dont notice me goin through her purse
希望她發現不了我翻她包
I know she cheats [?]
我知道她欺騙了我
Shes heartless
她簡直鐵石心腸
No wonder were partners
所以我們如此般配
Both got hundreds of charges
我們都有累累罪行
Domestic disputes but weve always
家庭紛爭不斷
Swept it under the carpet
但是都藏在地板下
Even when 911 gets the call that
就算那次911接到報案
I slipped up and busted her jaw with
我拿著球棒摔了一跤打斷了她的下巴
A Louisville Slugger cause alls it
我們還是相安無事
Really does is make our love
因為種種一切
For each other grow stronger
只會讓我們的愛更加強力
She won me over the second she tried to run me over
她想開車撞我的時候如同直接撞進了我心裡
Told her Id keep a hun
告訴她我絕對全心全意
We all but kicked her out, called her back now shes coming over
我們一直熱戀除了我把她趕走了而已現在我又叫她回來了
But why is she so wicked?
但為什麼她這麼惡毒？
And how the fuck did I get so twisted
為什麼我又如此扭曲？
I wish I won someone like a [?]
我的妞多情狡詐
Were like nitrogen and hydrogen mixed with
我們像氮氣氫氣
Ignitable liquids
再混點易燃液體
But Im finally seeing
但是我還是知道
Shes only mine for the time being
她現在只屬於我
Thats why I keep bringing upthat one time she
所以我反复提到
Tried to two time me
那次她欺騙於我
And throw it up in her face till I dry heave
我要朝她的臉吐到干嘔
How could I be so naive?
我怎麼那麼naive？
Should I leave or turn this entire evening
我是不是該把今晚
Into a fucking crime scene
變成一次犯罪現場？ （Kim）
Maybe Im just too ugly to compete with him
可能我就是太醜比不過他
You werent supposed to agree you fucking bitch
我就是說說你tm點什麼頭
Especially when youre the one cheated first
你還先騙了我
Now the argument immediately becomes heated
爭吵開始升溫
You dont want me flip little conceded cunt
你可不想讓我甩了你吧
Eat a monkey dick wrapped in a stuffed pita
去拿餅包個猴子的“大香蕉”好好享受
Fajita slut treat just like a drum
這就是你的“墨西哥捲餅” 像敲鼓一樣
Beat it, complete it, and once youve succeeded, repeat it!
滾蛋完活完活之後再來一次（beat it敲鼓/滾）（succeeded=suck seeded）
I love you but I hope you fucking die though
我愛你但是我也巨希望你死去
In our business your friends like to pry so
你的朋友總愛關心我們的事
Youve got em all under cover just like a most
你將他們像鼴鼠一樣隱藏起來
Hoppin theyll come back with intel
他們又像intel圖標一樣去而復返（ intel圖標是個螺旋線）
But Im the one whos thrown into the spiral
但我才是被投入旋渦之中
Cause now the roles are reversed so here I go
我們的角色倒轉
Thinkin Im sly as I scroll through youre iPhone
你說我狡詐的偷翻你iPhone
Who the fucks Milo?
那你告訴我Milo又tm是誰？
The guy at work you drive a hi-lo
你那個同事開了個小皮卡
I put a tracking device on your Crystler
我在你的車上放了個定位
And follow you while you drive home
在你開回家的時候悄悄跟踪
But like a cyclone, I just got my disguise blown
但我的偽裝突然破裂
You recognize me had Milo flip me off right out the side window
你認出了我我被Milo彈出了車窗
I hit a light poll
撞到了電線桿上
You skirt off and then pull up at 5am in a stretch white limo
你停下了車從白色加長豪華轎車上走了下來
Stumble in the side door and hit me head with Milos demo
絆在側門上用Milo的demo暴打我的頭
But like a drunk bum what do I know?
但是我喝的就像個廢物又能知道什麼呢？
Lets sleep on it like they did Revival
這事還是先放放吧就像人們對Revival那樣
I told you youre the apple of my eye so shit your pie hole
你就是我眼中的唯一所以閉上你的嘴吧（apple與上文iPhone對應Pie hole指嘴pie與apple對應該能）
Just wanna be normal
只是想要平常點
Why cant you be normal?
你為什麼就不能平常點？
Yeah, I just wanna be normal
是啊 我只是想要普通的愛
Why cant you be normal?
你為什麼就不能平常點？