Role Model

Okay, Im goin to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me
Mic-check, one-two, we recordin?
Im cancerous, so when I diss, you wouldnt wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
Ill strangle you to death, then Ill choke you again
And break your fvxkin legs til your bones poke through your skin
You beef with me, Ima even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your axs legally
I get too blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out, I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
(Oh no) So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie and get fvxked more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fvxkin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (B1xch)
My nerves hurt, and lately Im on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out (Cmere) his blond dreads (Fvxk you)
Every girl I ever went out with has gone les
Follow me and do exactly what the song says
Smoke w33d, take p1lls, drop out of school, kill people
And drink, jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
Im dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So Im dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that Im white, ignorin skill
Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I dont get pissed, yall dont even see through the mist
How the fvxk can I be white? I dont even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger wont go down, how do I wave ?
And this is how Im supposed to teach kids how to behave?
Now, follow me and do exactly what you see
Dont you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I slap women and eat shrooms, then OD
Now, dont you want to grow up to be just like me?
Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, mustve been Ron Gold
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed them both, then smeared blood on the white Bronco
(We did it) My mind wont work if my spine dont jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his rhinestone shirt
Im not a player, just a ill rhyme sayer
Thatll spray a aerosol can up at the ozone layer
My rap styles warped, Im runnin out the morgue
With your dead grandmothers corpse to throw it on your porch (Ahh)
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
Im bout as normal as Norman Bates with deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother, are you there? I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel (That shovel)
Will someone please explain to my brain
That I just severed the main vein with a chainsaw and Im in pain?
I take a breather and sigh, either Im high or Im nuts
Cause if you aint tiltinthis room, neither am I
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her axs
Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
Cause when I drop this solo sx1t, its over with
I bought Cages tape, opened it, and dubbed over it
I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
Dont you wanna grow up to be just like me?
Ive been with 10 women who got H!V
Now, dont you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Dont you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I tie a rope around my pen1s and jump from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me