Guilty Conscience (A Cappella)

Meet Eddie, 23 years old
Fed up with life, and the way things are goin (Dxxn, Im going fvxkin insane)
He decides to rob a liquor store (I gotta take this sx1t, I cant take it no more, holmes)
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart (Sx1t is mine)
And suddenly (I gotta do this)
His conscience comes into play (I gotta do this)
Alright, stop (Huh?)
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
And try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence (Who are you?)
Im your mother[fvxkin] conscience
Thats nonsense
Go in, gaffle the money, and run to one of your aunts cribs
And borrow a dxxn dress and one of her blond wigs (Can I borrow this?)
Tell her you need a place to stay, youll be safe for days
If you shave your legs with Renees razor blades
Yeah, but if it all goes through like its supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and theyll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, shes older than George Burns
Bump that, do that [sx1t], hit that lick
Can you afford to blow this hit? Are you that rich?
Why you care if you scared of death? Are you that chick?
Do you really think she gives a [fvxk] if you have kids?
Man, dont do it, its not worth it to risk it (Youre right)
Not over this slit (Stop), drop the biscuit (I will)
Dont even listen to Slim, yo, hes bad for you
You know what, Dre? I dont like your attitude
These voices, these voices, I hear them
And when they talk, Ill follow, Ill follow, Ill follow, Ill follow
Meet Stan, 21 years old (All these voices, these voices)
After meetin a young girl at a rave party (I hear them, hear them, and when they talk, Ill follow, Ill follow)
Things start gettin hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom (Ill follow, Ill follow)
Once again, his conscience comes into play (All these)
Now, listen to me, while youre kissin her cheek
And smearin her lipstick, slip this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little ch1ckens earlobe
Yo, this girls only fifteen years old
How could you take advantage of her? Shes passed out
Its easy, just cut these lights out, thats how
Then pick this ch1cken up, get her off Brads couch
And leave her on the front porch at her mom and dads house
Man, aint you ever seen that one movie Kids?
No, but I seen the p0rno with Sun Doobiest (Doobiest)
You wanna get hauled off to jail?
Bump that, drop her off, ring the doorbell, then bail
These voices, these voices, I hear them
And when they talk, Ill follow, Ill follow, Ill follow, Ill follow
Meet Grady, a 29-year-old construction worker (All these voices, these voices)
After comin home from a hard days work (I hear them)
(And when they talk, Ill follow) He walks in the door of his trailer park home (Ill follow, Ill follow)
To find his wife in bed, with another man (Ill follow all these)
Alright, calm down, relax, start breathin
Start breathin? Man, you just caught your wife cheatin
While you at work, shes with some dude tryna get off
Forget gettin divorced, cut this ch1ckens head off
Wait, what if theres a good explanation for this?
What, she tripped, fell, landed on his [dx1t]?
Tsh, alright, Shady, maybe hes right, Grady
But think about the baby before you get all crazy
Okay, thought about it? Still wanna grab her?
Kick her our the house, get your daughter and kidnap her?
Thats what I did, be smart, dont be a r3tard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?
What you say?
Whats wrong? Didnt think Id remember?
Ima kill you, you lil mothaf-
Uh-uh, temper, temper
Mr. Dre, Mr. N.W.A., Mr. AK
Comin straight outta Compton , yall better make way
How in the hell you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
Cause he dont need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that
Aw, [fvxk] it, what am I sayin?
Do em both, Grady, wheres your gun at?