Cum On Everybody

(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) Yo, mic-check
(Woo, sx1t) Testin
One, two, um, twelve
What up? What up? What up? ( Outsiderz)
This is my dance song, can you hear me? (Outsiderz)
Alright, ayy, turn my headphones up (Rah Digga, Young Zee, bust it, bust it)
My favorite color is red, like the bloodshed
From Kurt Cobains head, when he shot himself dead
Women all grabbin at my shish kabab
Bought Lauryn Hills tape so her kids could starve
('I cant stand white people ')
You thought I was ill and now Im even more so
Sx1t, I got full-blown A1DS and a sore throat
I got a wardrobe, with an orange robe
Im in the fourth row, signin autographs at your show
I just remembered that Im absent-minded
Wait, I mean Ive lost my mind, I cant find it
Im freestylin every verse that I spit
Cause I dont even remember the words to my sx1t (Um, one, two)
I told the doc I need a change in sickness
And gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis
Put my LP on your Christmas gift list
You want to get high? Here, b1xch, just sniff this
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight; Yo, yo, yo, yo , yo)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
I tried su1c1de once, and Ill try it again
Thats why I write songs where I die at the end
Cause I dont give a fvxk like my middle finger was stuck
And I was wavin it at everybody, screamin, 'I suck' (I suck)
I go on stage in front of a sell-out crowd
And yell out loud, 'All yall get the hell out now'
Fvxk rap, Im givin it up, yall, Im sorry
(But Eminem, this is your record release party)
Im bored out of my gourd, so I took a hammer
And nailed my foot to the floorboard of my Ford
Guess Im just a sick, sick bastard
Whos one sandwich short of a picnic basket (I aint got it all)
One Excedrin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet
I feel like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage (Oh)
And if you ever see a video for this sx1t
Ill probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Got b1xches on my jock out in East Detroit
Cause they think that Im a motherfvxkin Beastie Boy
So I told em I was Mike D
They was like, 'Gee, I dont know, he might be'
I told em, 'Meet me at Kid Rocks next concert' (Oh really?)
Ill be standin by the Loch Ness Monster' (Okay)
Peace out (Bye)
Then I jetted to the w33d house, smoked out
Til I started bustin' freestyles, broke out
Then I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick
Crushed up the Tylenol and ate it with a dipstick
Made a couple of crank calls collect (Brrrt)
' Its Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, can you accept?'
I want to make songs all the fellas dub
And murd3r every rich rapper that Im jealous of
So just remember, when I bomb your set
Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody ( Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)
Cxm on everybody (Get down tonight)