Steve Berman

Eminem - Steve Berman （skit）

Berman先生

什麼事？
Secretary : Mr.Berman
Eminem來見您了
Mr.Berman : WHAT?
媽個雞總算來了讓他進來
Secretary : We have Eminem here to see you
Steve！見到你真高興，呃，我……
Mr.Berman : About fucking time , Send him in
哦瞧瞧這是誰終於決定賞個臉了

我希望你過去四年玩得爽歪歪
Eminem : Steve ! Good to see you man , Ow Hey I Just....
聽著伙計我很抱歉，我不該……
Mr.Berman : Oh look who decided to show his face ,
不該開槍打我！ ！ ？ ？ ？ ？
I hope you had fun in the last four years
你知道我特麼沒法用右手擼了嗎！ ！ ？ ？ ？
Eminem : Look man I apologize again For..
真的抱歉那是個錯誤
Mr.Berman : FOR SHOOTING ME ??!!
非常糟糕的錯……你……你穿著防彈衣嗎……
Do you know I lose the use of my right arm?
然後你想怎麼樣？藏起來？
Eminem : Again it was a mistake ,
躲回底特律老家宅上五年，看著整個音樂產業玩兒完？
It was a terrible mista..Are you wearing a bullet proof vest ?!
你知道因為你特麼給自己放假多少人失業了嗎？
Mr.Berman : And then you go and do what ? Hide out?
呃既然我現在復出了我就想說
Stay in detroit for almost five years while the music industry melts the fuck down ? !
錄點新歌什麼的給你聽聽看你怎麼想……
Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your fucking vacation ?
我真的非聽這玩意兒不可嗎？
Eminem : Well thats actually why I am here I was gonna
讓我猜猜這張專輯的主題一定是可憐的我
put out some new music and I wanted to play it for you and get you opinion...
我太有名了我的名氣毀掉了我滋潤的小生活
Mr.Berman : Do I really need to hear it ?
我是個備受折磨的藝術家我還要寫點音樂
Let me guess another album about poor me
描述我悲慘的愛情故事我說中了一個沒？
I`m so famous and it ruins my rich little life
別這樣伙計並不是——
and I`m such a tourtured artist let me make music about it
憋說了
and my tragic love life Am I on something here?
把專輯給我我特麼受夠跟你說話了
Eminem : Comeon man its not like that..
你以為自己能想來想就來想走就走是吧超級自大狂巨星
Mr.Berman : You know what ?
Steve 我有藥物問題
Just hand the fucking thing over I`m done talking to you
哦可憐的我我有藥物問題
You think you can come and go as you pleased big selfish superstars.
誰特麼沒點藥物問題？
Eminem : Steve , I had a drug problem..
嘿，冷靜冷靜
Mr.Berman : OH POOR ME I had a drug problem
把那玩意兒放桌子上然後趕緊給我滾蛋
Who hasnt had a drug problem in this town ? You know what?
天了嚕淡定伙計
Eminem : Hey Hey Hey !
好好給
Mr.Berman : Just lay the shit down on my desk and get the fuck out.
這特麼什麼鬼？兩張CD？ ？
Eminem : Wow wow wow Jesus christ man ,
呃我就是想跟你說這個來著，這是兩張專輯
Aight aight here fine..*lay down two CD`s*
趕緊滾！ ！
Mr.Berman : Whats this shit ?! TWO CD`s?
好好∑(✘Д✘๑ )
Eminem : Thats what I have been trying to tell you man its Two albums.
特麼的滾！ ！
Mr.Berman : Just get out !
好好那個回見∑(✘Д✘๑ )
Eminem : Aight!
Mr.Berman : Get the fuck out !
Eminem : Aight man see you later