Steve Berman

Eminem - Steve Berman （skit）
Steve Berman

Berman先生

怎麼了
Secretary : Mr.Berman
阿姆要見你
Mr.Berman : WHAT?
偏偏對這個時候？讓他進來吧
Secretary : We have Eminem here to see you
Steve，很高興見到你哥們，呃。嘿，只是...
Mr.Berman : About fucking time , Send him in
嘿瞧，某人終於露面了是嗎

我希望你在過去的四年時間裡過得很開心啊
Eminem : Steve ! Good to see you man , Ow Hey I Just....
聽著，哥們，我對此深表歉意
Mr.Berman : Oh look who decided to show his face ,
對開槍打我這事？ ！
I hope you had fun in the last four years
你知道因為你的槍擊害我失去了我的左手麼？
Eminem : Look man I apologize again For..
再說一遍，那是個意外...·
Mr.Berman : FOR SHOOTING ME ??!!
那是個很糟糕的意外. ..
Do you know I lose the use of my right arm?
所以？你現在想幹嘛？躲藏在外？
Eminem : Again it was a mistake ,
當我們的音樂事業快他嗎倒閉的時候在底特律躲了快5年？
It was a terrible mista..Are you wearing a bullet proof vest ?!
你知道有多少人因為你那該死的假期而失去了他們的工作嗎？
Mr.Berman : And then you go and do what ? Hide out?
好吧..這就是為什麼我現在會在這兒
Stay in detroit for almost five years while the music industry melts the fuck down ?!
來做一些新的音樂，還有想來諮詢一下你的意見
Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your fucking vacation ?
我真的需要么？
Eminem : Well thats actually why I am here I was gonna
我猜另一個專輯要把我搞破產吧
put out some new music and I wanted to play it for you and get you opinion. ..
我是那麼出名，可它毀了我富裕的生活
Mr.Berman : Do I really need to hear it ?
我是如此見多識廣的藝術家所以讓我做一些關於它的音樂吧
Let me guess another album about poor me
然後寫一些關於我的悲劇愛情生活的東西嗎？
I`m so famous and it ruins my rich little life
拜託，不是這樣的....
and I`m such a tourtured artist let me make music about it
你知道嗎
and my tragic love life Am I on something here?
趕緊打消這個念頭，我他嗎不想跟你說話！
Eminem : Comeon man its not like that..
你以為你可以像一個自私的大明星一樣七進七出？
Mr.Berman : You know what ?
Steve,我有毒癮問題...
Just hand the fucking thing over I`m done talking to you
哦拜託，我也有毒癮問題耶
You think you can come and go as you pleased big selfish superstars.
這整個城鎮裡誰他嗎沒有毒癮問題？你知道麼？
Eminem : Steve , I had a drug problem..
嘿!嘿!嘿!
Mr.Berman : OH POOR ME I had a drug problem
趕緊把東西放我桌子上然後她嗎的給我滾
Who hasnt had a drug problem in this town ? You know what?
喂喂餵，天哪
Eminem : Hey Hey Hey !
好吧好吧，這兩張CD就放在這
Mr.Berman : Just lay the shit down on my desk and get the fuck out.
這什麼鬼？兩張CD？
Eminem : Wow wow wow Jesus christ man ,
這就是我想告訴你的事情，這是我做的兩張專輯.
Aight aight here fine..*lay down two CD`s*
好吧趕緊滾
Mr.Berman : Whats this shit ?! TWO CD`s?
誒
Eminem : Thats what I have been trying to tell you man its Two albums.
還不他嗎的滾？
Mr.Berman : Just get out !
好吧，待會見咯...
Eminem : Aight!
Mr.Berman : Get the fuck out !
Eminem : Aight man see you later