Insane

I was born with a dick in my brain
生來有個迪克在腦中
Yea fucked in the head
在腦子裡已經搞砸了
My step-father said that I sucked in the bed
我的繼父說我在床上真是嘬
'Til one night he snuck in and said
一天晚上它鑽進被窩說
We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed
我們出去吧，我想要我的迪克嘬在倉庫裡
'Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?'
我們不能看看小熊動畫片嗎
After I fuck you in the butt, get some head
玩完你的鋼門後，清醒一下
Bust a nut, get some rest
崩掉一個堅果，休息一下
The next day my mother said,
第二天我的媽媽說
'I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid'
我不知道這孩子怎麼了
The bastard won't even eat nothing he scared
這個私生子什麼也吃不下，他害怕了
He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead
他在臥室吊了自己他已經死了
Jeffrey don't let that fucker get you upset
杰弗裡別因為他傷心了
Go in there stick a fucking cigarette to his neck
進去放根煙在他脖子上
I bet you he's faking it, I bet you
他一定是裝的,我保證你
I'll bet he prolly wants to see how upset you would get
我估計他只是想看你會多傷心
I' ll go handle this of course unless you object
除非你不干我就去做了
Ah, go fuck his brains out if any is left in his head
就去把他腦子弄出來如果他還有剩的話
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
如果你能數清我衣櫃裡的骷髏
Under my bed and up under my faucet
在我床下面和我水池裡
Then you would know I've completely lost it
然後你就知道我完全神經了
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
他是傻子嘛？不，他瘋了！
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
如果你能數清我衣櫃裡的骷髏
Under my bed and up under my faucet
在我床下面和我水池裡
Then you would know I've completely lost it
然後你就知道我完全神經了
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
他是傻子嘛？不，他瘋了！
You get it? No I just tried to bitemy face off
明白了嗎？我只是在試著咬下我的臉
I just got fucking chased off with a chainsaw
我剛被拿著電鋸追跑
Then he took the chainsaw bit the fucking blades off
然後他要下了上面的刀片
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
吃了刀片，把棒球放在彈弓上
Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop
瞄準自己的臉然後來了一發
Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong
拿出他的眼睛打起了乒乓
Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
然後用他的丁dong玩起了乒乓
That motherfucker's got nuts like king kong
那貨有著金剛般的堅果
Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
接著放出割草機在草坪上
And he layed all up underneath it with the thing on
帶著那個東西躺在割草機下
Then he took his pants he took every fucking thing off
然後脫下了褲子和其他一切
Everything except his tank top and his training bra
一切除了背心和少女胸罩
Ain't he raw? Yea, maniac that Shady dog
他是處嗎？那個瘋癲的Shady孩子
Man that motherfuckers gangsta, ain't he dog?
天哪那是個混混，不是嗎？
Shady dog, what be going through that fucking brain of yours?
Shady孩子，你腦子裡進了什麼？
Say no more, what the fuck you waiting for? Sing along.
不用說了，還在等什麼？唱吧
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
如果你能數清我衣櫃裡的骷髏
Under my bed and up under my faucet
在我床下面和我水池裡
Then you would know I've completely lost it
然後你就知道我完全神經了
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
他是傻子嘛？不，他瘋了！
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
如果你能數清我衣櫃裡的骷髏
Under my bed and up under my faucet
在我床下面和我水池裡
Then you would know I've completely lost it
然後你就知道我完全神經了
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
他是傻子嘛？不，他瘋了！
Don't you know what felch means? （Yea）
知道什麼是felch嗎？
Well then tell me, would you rather get felched or do the felching?
那告訴我，你想felch還是被felch？
Fuck 'em in the ass suck the cum out while you're belching
答案就是玩完鋼門再反胃地吸回去
Burp belch and go back for a second helping
打完嗝去要一張《Second Helping》
Can you dig what I'm saying man? can you smell me?
聽懂我說什麼了嗎？聞見我的味了嗎？
I want you to feel me like my step-father felt me
我要你和繼父一樣感覺我
Fuck a little puppet kick the puppy while he's yelping
玩著木偶趁機踹那隻亂叫的狗
Shady what the fuck you saying? I don't know help me!
Shady你在說什麼？我不知道，幫幫我！
What the fuck's happening? I think I'm fucking melting!
到底發生什麼了？我覺得我都要融化了！
Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well-being
我只愛著你Marshall，我關心你的幸福
No dad I said no, I don't need no help peeing
不，爸爸我說不，噓噓我不用幫助
I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see
我是個大孩子了，我自己能做到，看
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
我只在保姆說的時候才脫光
She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street
她給我看了一部《猛鬼街》一樣的電影
But it was X and they called it Pubic Hair on Chelsey
但它是大號的他們叫它Chelsey上的毛髮
Well this is called Ass-Rape and we should do the Jail scene
這叫鋼交而且我們應該做在監獄場景
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
如果你能數清我衣櫃裡的骷髏
Under my bed and up under my faucet
在我床下面和我水池裡
Then you would know I've completely lost it
然後你就知道我完全神經了
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
他是傻子嘛？不，他瘋了！
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
如果你能數清我衣櫃裡的骷髏
Under my bed and up under my faucet
在我床下面和我水池裡
Then you would know I've completely lost it
然後你就知道我完全神經了
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
他是傻子嘛？不，他瘋了！<比如>