Elevator

（Chorus）
There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof
That if I went gold Id go right through the roof
He said what If I went platinum Id just laugh at him
Thats not happening that I cant fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide later
Im living in a house with a f-cking elevator

（Verse 1）
Haters getting mad they done had enough of shady
You slay me nothing you say matters enough to touche me
Rappers try to play me they use Hailie as a ukulele
Woopsa a f-cking daisy
Thats an honour who even she knows dadas f-cking crazy
Fucking animal cookoo bananas fucking AP
Maybe its because I never had a mother raise me
F-ck around and throw a baby at another baby
You may think its cause of the way that I was brought up
But its all caught up to me now palm is in the waters
Every line I ever said has got me in a corner
You might think it doesnt creep upon ya but it all does
You wouldnt listen man I tried to warn ya when you started
Now your brains all horny cause of all the sh-t you thought of
Chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust
I never thought it'd come to this I outta just be honest but

（Chorus）
There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof
That if I went gold Id go right through the roof
He said what If I went platinum Id just laugh at him
Thats not happening that I cant fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide later
Im living in a house with a f-cking elevator

（Verse 2）
Sorry Lance Mr. Lambert and Aiken aint gonna make it
They get so mad when I call them both fake its
All these fucking voices in my head I cant take it
Someone shut that f-cking baby up for I shake it
Youre standing adjacent to Jasons last slut theyre facing
Together makes em a f-cking bad combination
I lashed at the doctor in my last operation
Shoved the weiner snitzel up his ass hopped away some-
body please stop the patient get the cops to mase him
Homie Im the shizer pass doctor dre some
I cant leave the game I just cant walk away son
No not-a now not a chance not today son
I cant believe I leave for one brief second
You p-ssy queef all over the rap game naked
And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stains feck it
I just keep saying the same exact saying check it

（Chorus）
There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof
That if I went gold Id go right through the roof
He said what If I went platinum Id just laugh at him
That's not happening that I cant fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide later
Im living in a house with a f-cking elevator

（Verse 3）
Elevator in my house Ill smell ya later
I blew the fuck up a hamster in a microwave-I
Think about an escalator now steps I hate em
Told the neighbor step away then I just pepper sprayed em
Yeah for every time you ride down the street
Or hideout drive by my house and beep
Like now motherf-cker try now to sleep
Lie down motherf-cker try countin sheep
And youre tryna find out why now theres beef?
Mase in your face bitch cry now p-ssy
This is my house all nine thousand feet
So you can suck my dick with Amy Winehouses teeth
Then I shove em in the elevator take em to the top
Stand above emjust to cut the f-cking cable let em drop
Walk an hour to the damn f-cking refrigerator get a pop
While I let em fall all the way to the basement yelling stop!

（Chorus）
There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof
That if I went gold Id go right through the roof
He said what If I went platinum Id just laugh at him
Thats not happening that I cant fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide later
Im living in a house with a f-cking elevator

（Outro）
Fucking son of a bitch I cant believe this shit
This must be all that there is this must be it
Fuckin-A even got a potato
Wash my ass after I shit with gold toilet paper
Dishwashers so big when Im pissed off
I can just toss a flying saucer in it
This shits awesome yeah fucking elevator
Living in a house with a fucking elevator