Little Billy

Little Billy was the fattest kid in his class
Always the last in line
All the other little kids would laugh at him
Said hed die before his time
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Little Billy didnt mind
Most of the kids smoked cigarettes
Just to prove that they were cool
The teacher didnt know about the childrens games
And Billy always followed the rules
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Little Billy didnt mind
Billy was big on the outside
But theres an even bigger man inside
Ten million cigarettes burning every day
And Billys still doing fine
Now Billy and his classmates are middle-aged
With children of their own
Their smoking games are reality now
And cancers seed is sown
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Little Billys didnt mind
Most of them smoke maybe forty a day
A habit Billy doesnt share
One by one theyre passing away
Leaving orphans to Billys care
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Little Billy doesnt mind
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Little Billys doing fine