Dogs

The first time we met you were a kennel maid,
You gave me a tip I got me forecast paid,
You were holding a greyhound in trap number one,
Your white coat was shining in the afternoon sun .
Now were both together,
Were never gonna break apart, no no,
Cause were a happy couple you and me,
With a greyhound at either knee.
Ill have ten shillings to win on Camera Flash, young man,
What dogs that, its a deuce, look at it.
There was nothing in my life bigger than beer,
There was nothing in my life bigger than beer,
Ceptin you, little darling,
Ceptin you, little darling,
Were a happy couple you and me,
With a greyhound at either knee.
We go to the dog track on Saturday night,
We put all our money on a dog that we like,
A kiss and a cuddle, a hot meat pie,
Two dollar tickets and a starry sky.
There was nothing in my life bigger than beer,
There was nothing in my life bigger than beer,
Ceptin you, little darling,
Ceptin you, little darling,
Were a happy couple you and me,
With a baby on either knee.
Yes its you little darling,
Yes its you little darling,
Now its you little darling,
Now its you.
Girl, wheres me wage packet ?????,
Ah Ill put twenty-five knicker please on Gallop Printer,
Oh, I hope the wife dont find out,
Yes, its sure to win, isnt it,
Yes, I know, its a good dog, I saw it run at White City,
Just last week, broke the record, Gallop Printer,
Nice dog, yes, lovely form, lovely buttocks.