Big Ass Heart (Glee Cast Version)

My girl went to the doctor
我的寶貝去看病
cause her heart had palpitations
因為她有點心悸
He said cut the carbs,
醫生說少吃碳水化合物
or else shed end up pushing up carnations
不然就得葬在康乃馨下
She stepped up on the scale
他小心翼翼的站在秤上
and the doctor said, 'Oh Lordy
醫生大呼“我的天”
If you dont drop a few, girl,
姑娘如果你不減肥的話
you wont make it past age forty'
就快活不過40
My girl said, 'Hey lookie,
我的寶貝說
on that fancy x-ray chart'
看那超酷的X光片
Said the doctor, 'Holy hell,
醫生說“我的天啊”
thats one G.D. big ass heart'
那是你碩大的心髒啊
Im telling you my friend,
我的朋友，我告訴你
my girls got a big ass heart
我的女朋友有一顆碩大的心
When she shops for groceries
當她去超市採購時
that heart gets its own damn cart
得用籃子提著她的心才行
That big ass heart
那顆碩大的心
can pump two tons of love through her chest
能迸發出兩噸重的愛
And then sit down and win a lovin pie-eating contest
她能完胜一場吃派大賽
I love that big ass heart so much I think it isnt fair
我愛這顆碩大的心，愛的無以復加
Like how your heart wont pay me back for breaking all my chairs
即使你的心坐斷了我所有的椅子還不賠錢，我還是愛它
So sick with love I think Im coming down with rickets
如此深沉的愛，我願意為它折腰
When that big ass heart flies coach it has to pay for two plane tickets
當那顆碩大的心坐上飛機也需要付兩倍的票錢
Oh, that big ass heart
哦，那顆碩大的心
Oh, that big ass heart
哦，那顆碩大的心